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A Little R & R

My actual boss is absent most of the time so one of the guys in my
small team has taken it upon himself to be the “acting manager”.

Problem is, he’s an unprofessional douche.

Yesterday he pulled me aside for a chat that started with “Now it’s
none of my business what your home habits are, but you look very
sleepy when you come in every morning…” before degrading to “You
look like you’ve had 400 Kilograms of heroin.”

I was seriously being busted for not being perky enough in the
morning. I work on an IT help desk, since when was perky a prerequisite for
employment? I pointed out that 400 kilograms of heroin was enough to kill a small
nation.

His response was “Reality doesn’t need to be a factor in his
argument.”

15 Comments to A Little R & R

  1. Props to you for the snappy comeback regarding the heroin dosage.

  2. EM on April 30th, 2010
  3. I guess its not unprofessional to show up to work half asleep and in a shitty mood. Take a shower, have a cup of coffee and get to work.

  4. chris on April 30th, 2010
  5. I would’ve said, “you’re not my boss, so back up out of my face.” This isn’t a bad boss story. This is an obnoxious coworker story.

  6. midnight on April 30th, 2010
  7. Again, Chris does not know what common courtesy is.

    Any conversation that starts off with – it’s none of my business – then its none of your business and should not be said.

  8. Jackie on April 30th, 2010
  9. Is the “acting manager” named Dwight Shrute?

  10. Ryan on May 1st, 2010
  11. Common courtesy is not showing up to work half asleep enough times that it warrants a conversation Jackie.

  12. chris on May 1st, 2010
  13. is your co worker’s name dwight shrute?

  14. Brad on May 1st, 2010
  15. I believe if it really were a problem, I believe someone that were REALLY in charge would’ve said something. If the work’s getting done correctly in a timely manner, yawn away.

  16. Digi on May 2nd, 2010
  17. Chris, just because he said she looked like she was on heroin does not mean she showed up to work half asleep or in a shitty mood. Either way, it is not his place to address her in that manner at all since he is not her boss.

  18. joseph on May 3rd, 2010
  19. If there is no face-to-face customer interaction and the workload is being completed to adequate standards then there’s no problem.

    He doesn’t sound to work in a job where people are paid to look pretty. As long as his appearance does not offend other workers then he’s fine to look a bit sleepy.

  20. TheBossMan on May 3rd, 2010
  21. Wow. Chris talking about someone being in a shitty mood. That’s rich coming from Mr. Negative himself.

  22. Zebron on May 3rd, 2010
  23. Chris are you one of those picky bosses that has no clue how to treat your employees??
    The ‘douchebag’ is the one who deserves the conversation or something worse, you do not treat co-workers or employees that way.
    This conversation should never have taken place due to the fact the person speaking has no authority and if it was the actual boss it should have never been brought up in that manner, just another person with a title that has no common sense or couth

  24. Matt on May 3rd, 2010
  25. LOL, sounds like something Dwight would say.,

  26. jason on May 11th, 2010
  27. Again, gotta agree with Chris. Somewhat. It’s true, the conversation shouldn’t have taken place. But the OP is in IT, and I farking hate it when someone in IT takes out their crap on me. So maybe the acting boss misinterpreted things. Anyway, I loved loved loved the “Reality doesn’t need to be a factor in his argument.”

  28. Jane on May 13th, 2010
  29. He didn’t bust you; he just asked if you were okay and expressed concern for your well being. You are a jerk and you shouldn’t be allowed to talk to people.

  30. Dr. Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff on February 16th, 2011

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