I work 8:30 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. at a law firm as a legal secretary.
Most days my boss expects me to stay late for 15 minutes or so if I
have to wrap up some things for the next day. Yesterday, he said
right on 5:30 on the dot, “Are you outta here?” and I replied yes,
grabbed my purse and ran out the door, glad to be finished on time
for once. About 2 miles down the road, while driving home, I
remembered that I forgot a bag of clothing I bought during lunchtime
under my desk and I turned my car around and headed back to the
office. I couldn’t have been gone for more than 5 or 6 minutes. When
I got back to the office, the front door was LOCKED (unusual). I put
my key in, pushed the door open, yelled my boss’ name and said, “Hey
it’s me, I forgot something, I’m back!!” All of a sudden I hear a
rustling in my boss’ office and he comes out of his room, adjusting
his pants and buckling his belt. I think I walked in on him having a
little personal “tug time” while watching porno on his office
computer! I almost died. No wonder he wanted me out of there so
quickly. I guess he needed a “release” as soon as possible! LMAO! No
wonder he was such a cranky bastard all day!
PEOPLE MASTURBATE?! SINCE WHEN HAS THIS HAPPENED?!
LOL
LOLOMG
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LOLOMGLMAOROFLWTF
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12 year olds. 12 year olds everywhere.
wow he must have been SUPER horny if he couldn’t wait til he got home.
Well it is a good thing you yelled that you were back, otherwise you might have gotten an eyefull (or facefull).
He should have left his tie on the door…
And here you have thwarted his release all this time when you leave late
You know you helped him finish…it’s ok. You can tell us more. How did he taste?
At least he waited until you went home.;)
You should be a sport and hook him up, If you have time to shop, you have time to take care of the boss.
Massive – people masturbate but normally they don’t do it where they WORK.
In the privacy of their own home, in an adult store – fine, do it all you want. But not in your WORKPLACE.
What if he had to piss and you scared the shit out of him?
Yeah, Herp, you’re right, only 12-year-olds get caught jerking off at their work desk! Everyone else knows, if you’re gonna wank at work, be prepared to pay the price.
OP: Gyaaaah. Good thing you yelled before you walked back there!
why jump to the conclusion he was jerking off mayhaps he was doing your mother
Perhaps you should have offered some assistance. There could have been a raise (literally and figuratively) in your future if only you showed a little motivation.
Um, masturbating at work is not appropriate.
can you really be sure he was alone though?
In those 5 or 6 minutes it took you to get back he couldve brought someone else in there….. when youve got an itch youve just got to scratch…..lol
If it’s his firm, he can whack off at work if he wants to.
He’s the boss, not you. You were gone for the day, supposedly, and the door was locked. He was in his office. Sure, it’s gross, but lots of people have sex in their offices.
Grow up, and get over it.
I’m agreeing with Jenn….I’m thinking he probably had someone in his office with him…under the desk perhaps?? LoL
Oh don’t lie to us. We all know you went back there to jerk him off.
BS. Why would he come out of the office? In reality he would’ve stayed quietly in hiis office and waited for you to leave. Which is what I’m guessing really happened. You made an assumption about what he was doing alone in his office with the building door locked and thought it’d be a funny story to send. I’m guessing that’s the case with a lot of these. Something mildly amusing happens and the poster thinks, “Wouldn’t it be funny if it happened like this…”; so they send in the embellished story. Funnier, yes. But also easy to see through. Maybe I’m just jaded.
Done it at work. Both. Sex and jerked off.
lmao @ BBQ
@ProOnanism Says who? I do all the time. In fact I’m at work right now and when I’m done reading “that’s my boss” I’m gonna go lock myself in the office for a couple of minutes and fire some tadpoles into a kleenex.
Fire some tadpoles into a kleenex. HAAAA HAAAA hilarious!
OMG I left work yesterday and my boss was still there when I stoped by the restroom I remember that I forget my cranberry juice so I went back and when I walkeked in he was jacking off to a dirty ma. I don’t think he saw me right away as he was in the zine so I turned around and set my puse down loudly and said I forgt my juice and he looked imbarassessed I don’t know forsure if he knows I saw. But I’m not sure if I can face him today I’m soo freaked out why couldn’t he have gone to his car or the mens room any one couldve walked in.