My boss is some sort of sadistic asshole. He had a pet pig he brought
in every day. It was sweet like a dog. Very sociable. Loved to be
scratched and paid attention to. He called her Porkchop. Then he comes
in after a long weekend and gives everyone several pounds of freshly
butchered pork. I went home that night and threw up, I was so upset I
couldn’t even eat. I threw the meat away. Now he’s bringing in a baby
calf that he encourages to sleep in a corner all day, and he’s calling
her Veal Picatta.
First off, this story is as fake a stripper’s K-cup boobs.
Secondly, ain’t nothing wrong with eating meat. I didn’t claw my way to the top of the damn food chain to eat vegetables. Those are what food eats.
I’m proud to say I’m a member of PETA [People Eating Tasty Animals].
You threw away perfectly good bacon, OP? Now who’s the asshole?
First lesson learned by many children growing up on a farm – never get attached to the animals – they’re not friends, they’re food.
Brought in a pig and now a calf? Did he just let them shit and piss everywhere?
I used to own a pot bellied pig. My dad gave him away because my Mom’s freaky dog kept raping poor Piggy.
seems like the dog had the social issues, not the pig…
“The feminists will say `you can’t joke about rape. Rape’s not funny.’ I’ll prove to you that rape is funny. Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd.” — George Carlin
FLUFFY!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
They say pigs are pretty close to humans when it comes to biology. Ever wonder what it would be like trying to procreate with a pig? Couldn’t be that bad, right?
I must lodge a formal complaint. I reckon I visit this world wide website free of charge with the idea that, like going to church, I will be entertained by stories which are entirely true. It appears that as of late, very few of these stories are real. As other commenters on this world wide website have stated, I come here to be entertained and I find it to be highly disappointing when the stories the administrators chose to post on their own website do not fit my entertainment bill. Shame on you, administrators, for not catering more to your customers’ needs!
yes! shame on you! I’m going to demand a refund… wait…..
My dear Walter, these stories are every bit as true as the people who comment on them. Take yourself, for example.
That said, OP, if you don’t want the meat, don’t eat it, but to throw it away, now that’s a crime. Did throwing the meat away somehow bring lil’ porkchop back to life? No, so it was a pointless exercise.
Well the dog was my Mom’s baby so when it came down to the pig or her dog. She thought the pig was asking for the rape lol
By definition, if you ask for it, it’s not rape. (a few circumstances aside, of course).
I’m pretty sure this story is totally fake. Therefore, I will refrain from being incensed by the shameless waste of food. If I thought it was real, I’d go off on a tirade about how many children go to bed hungry each night. But, I won’t. Because this story is fake.
This is a waste of food. People who go hungry die in a fortnight.
i bought a whole butchered lamb from a friend one time and thank god i wasn’t a sissy crybaby because that was one good animal.
Trisha, nice sentiment, but since the OP didn’t asay anything about being on a farm your comment is completely irrelevant. Try not to be such a dick. And I would rape an animal, if they deserved it. Or a woman because they mostly deserve it.
Rape is no necessary. All woman want, all woman ask in politely. Is happy time Russia.
Joachim you are one lucky bastard. I wish my friends would supply me with an entire lamb’s worth of meat. I’d live like a king for about 6 months.
Fuck you, Flip. I hope you try to rape a woman you think deserves it, and she punches you in the balls until you pass out. I’d laugh.
Story is BS. Funny, but BS.
I had a friend that moved to the country and bought 3 calves to raise for food. She named them Bar, B and Q.
I approve, Janada. I’m not the official welcome wagon (I don’t think we have one) but welcome to the insanity that is the That’s My Boss comments section. Expect several one-trick ponies roleplaying one-dimensional personae and lots of off-topic arguing, calling the OP a liar, calling each other liars, etc. In short, more fun than a barrel full of monkeys.
Zeph, she was a regular here before you were.
Oh, really? Well, then, my apologies.
Yeah, I think even what’s his name…DooDooFace? DDF, yeah, I think DDF was fond of Janada.
Well, if the first Janada post I’ve seen is any indication, she’s not a jerk like DDF tended to be.
les, yeah it was 40 pounds of meat and he only charged me 100 bucks. i feel sorry for vegertarians who are to girly to enjoy meat.
Decaying meat smells really gross.
oh and also i had a friend that had dogs that slept outside. this was when i lived in idaho. and he swore that every winter he would kill one and butcher it. i never ate it but he said it wasnt bad and it wasnt like he treated them like pets anyhow. he didn’t like them, except to eat i guess.
Oh Dear, Casey Anthony. I’ve heard you were looking for employment but I can assure you I wouldn’t give a tuppence for someone with no more sense than to bury their garbage upwind. You may find your unemployed status unchanged for a good long time.
I had a friend that had a fake Ravens tattoo on his face last Sunday and I punched him and his wife to the floor. Then I left. Fucking idiots.
Then you shouldn’t have started the process, Cacey! Joachim, you got lucky. Mmm, lamb. Had some BBQed on Sunday at a friend’s house.
Me too, Joachim. Tonight for dinner I’m going to whip yup a batch of my Blue Cheesburgers and have one for dinner tonight, one for lunch tomorrow and one for dinner tomorrow.
I rarely find an opportunity to agree with Joachim, but I do love me some lamb! Yum! And $2.50 per pound is a fantastic deal! Good for you, Joachim.
Sounds like a pretty cool boss
Why all the hate on vegetarians?
And Casey…. there will always be jobs available in the hospitality field.
You might want to start getting used to the idea.
Or change your name, get new id and new soc#, and you might find a place somewhere that you won’t be recognized, and a girl with your smarts.. can be up-selling fry orders in no time.
Where did you think meat came from, OP? Did you think they just mix it up in the back of the supermarket?