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Ask Me About My Wiener

I had trouble with my previous supervisor and submitted two stories to
this world wide website which posted some time ago. That supervisor
has since moved on. I work in a warehouse store, checking receipts as
customers exit the building with their purchased merchandise. My new
supervisor is a heathen whore who attempts to insert inappropriate
innuendo into every single conversation she has with me. I believe she
is attracted to me and wishes to make me her “sugar daddy.” Adding to
her whore-ishness is her ethnic background, as she is an Oriental who
often speaks in the devil tongue. She will purchase hot dogs and
sausages to eat at lunch, and she insists on taking her lunch during
my breaks. She will then proceed to eat the phallic meats in front of
me in the manner of a Syrian, gyrating her tongue about it as though
she is trying to seduce me. She often grabs my hand and says, “Oh
Walter, I believe we can be friends just as Adam and Eve!” She speaks
a lot of being on her knees, but something in her demeanor indicates
she is not speaking of prayer. I simply do not know how to act around
this woman.

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