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Bon Appetite
For a mentorship for my high school culinary program, my friend and I
were sent out to a restaurant to get some real life experience. Here is what
happened with my boss:
1) We arrived. Our first job is to organize the cooler. We walked in to
see a tray of raw meat in a pool of blood on the floor. Upon asking
if we could have a mop, she directed us to the “janitor” who happend
to be a partially homeless man with three maybe four teeth.
2) We cleaned dishes and had to place them on the dusty, dirty drying
rack with all the other dirty dishes. When we asked if we could clean
more she said, “What do you mean?” We then went to our next task of
rolling silverware, which we cleaned with the table cloth from the
table we were sitting at. As our mentor goes over food ordering we
discover she has no clue that she has twenty pounds of rotten meat to
toss and says were good on meat for another week.
3) She asked us to unload her car of decorations. End of mentorship.
Fast forward two years and the place is under new managment.
I was there for a bridal shower. I love my new cousin but I prayed
that the new sign meant it was ok to eat there. I was wrong. As I
walked up to the buffet I looked at all of the silverware. None of it was shined.
I looked at the dishes and they were just as dusty as the
drying rack. I couldn’t eat. As I sat down with my glass of Coke I saw
the woman we worked under and gagged.
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If it’s THAT bad, grow a set and call the health department. I’m sure they’d be *very* interested to hear about the conditions you described.
Agreed. Call Health Department! I have watched too much Food network, to know how dangerous those conditions could be. And just because you don’t get horribly ill, doesn’t mean someone else wont.
“Partially homeless”? Oh, you mean he’s poor and working for a living and can’t afford to go a dentist? You sound kind of like a judgmental bitch. Also, this “mentorship” sounds like it was a one day thing, I’m not sure it was supposed to be super in-depth, but I could be wrong.
stop being a pussy and call the health department. there’s a reason why we’ve actually got inspectors.
and what’s this “partially homeless” comment about? is OC’s definition right? are you just judging that man for being poor with no dental insurance?
My dear Paul, you said ” I have watched too much Food network, to know how dangerous those conditions could be.”
So, because you have watched so many Food Network shows, you DON’T know how dangerous those conditions could be? That’s what you’re saying. Is that what you mean? If you watched LESS of the Food Network, then you’d know how dangerous it is?
It’s true that too much tv makes you stupid, is that your point?
Maybe what you meant was ‘ I have watched too much Food network, to NOT know how dangerous those conditions could be’
I truly believe that most people’s households (specifically, their kitchens) are as gross as the restaurants they complain about.
I’m with the others, call the health department
I reckon too many people frequent restaurants these days to engage in gluttony rather than taking the time to find a good woman to make them a nutritious home cooked meal.
If it’s that bad call the health department or quit bitching..
Walt, there are no “good women” out there anymore. This feminist movement BS that started a generation ago has ruined the women of America.
What I’ve learned: If it flies, floats or f*cks, lease it, don’t buy it.
Les Moore, it appears you may be looking for women in all of the wrong places. Amy has shown me she is quite capable of handling meat.
I’m not tied down to just one woman with my lifestyle, Walt. And I spend less on my hookers than you or any of these other wimps spend on dinners and flowers in the *hope* you *might* score. I’m 100% certain to every time.
My lifestyle is clearly better. Join me and be free of commitments to a woman.
If that place was so disgusting, why did you use their glass to drink your Coke? Or was it from a can or bottle that was most likely stored in equally unsanitary conditions in the back room?
Let that meat rot! Just don’t eat there. Gees. Some people are just stupid. Duck tape can fix a lot of things but it can’t fix stupid. But it sure can muffle the sounds coming out of a stupid person’s mouth!
Just saying!
Casey, as Ron White once put it, you *can’t* fix stupid. And I’m not referring to our commentator, the reference is to stupidity in general.
But you just have to live with it. As George Carlin once said, “Think about how stupid the average American is — and now remember that half of ‘em are stupider than THAT!”
Go get some rats and let them loose in the place.
Yuck. In the future, you should probably warn friends and relatives that consider holding events at this particular restaraunt.
Oxford’s comment concerning the partially homeless person made my day. I really would be interested in knowing what your definition of partially homeless is, OP. I say the man’s to be commended for working, instead of trying to live off the tax payers.
i agree you need to call someone maybe the police it there serving rotton food. if someone got sick you would be partly to blame. i dont know how you can be partly homeless. i know i dont like talknig to homeless people because they never get my knock knock jokes. lol! lol!
JOachim for the win…
never thought I’d right THAT…
So partially homeless… perhaps their home was severely damaged in a fire / flood / hurricane /earthquake / typhoon / plague of locusts (for Walt)/ tornado?
if so, then the OP needs to stop looking at the glass as half empty.
The partially homeless janitor would also be, by definition, partially “homed”, wouldn’t he?
dammit. “Write that”……
On one of my more adventureous travles, I found myself somewhere along the Thailand/Cambodian border paying villagers mere dollars for a night with their daughters. I took up refuge with a nice family with only sons. Bare necessities were all they had. They welcomed visitors with open arms, preparing more food in one night than they may typically have in a week! On the nights menu was some beef, rice, vegetables, and fermented mud fish. I wondered how the beef was prepared so I asked my hosts and was told in broken english that they leave their beef out to dry and he showed it to me. Cuts of beef were hanging on a piece of bamboo, covered in flies. The meat had begun turning green. So, he rinses it off in muddy water and cooked it directly on top of some hot coals that had been charring all day long. I ate it up when the meal was offered to me. Later, I got sick on my stomach and threw it all up. The sons of that family came over and began cleaning up the puke with their hands and eating it. I asked why and was told that it’s a way they try to preserve nutrition. From now on, I always eat my vomit. It’s a bit acidic, but I just tell me self, “So is a lemon!”
Call the fuckin’ health department! Simple as that.
Yesterday, I asked where else you visit, Dan. My question today is: why do you share these disgusting tales here, of all places?
Well, shoot. I don’t know. I just have a bunch of stories that I find relevant to the thread so I just post it. And they’re all true, too.
…wait, wait, WAIT. Walt, don’t turn into Disgusting Dan. We do NOT want to hear about how Amy ‘handles’ your old man tubesteak, thanks.
Ahh, got it. Well, just FYI, you’re the only one who enjoys them. The ONLY one. And they’re as relevant as Casey’s “This is totally related to how I murdered my daughter!”
Well, Zeph. who pissed in your corn flakes today?
Guess it doesn’t matter, give ‘em to Dan, he’ll eat them.
If I had a reason to, why not?
Is there anything that’s too disgusting for you, Dan? PLEASE do NOT tell me what it is – a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ will do.
Zephyr Skunk, I do not understand the offense you have taken at my comment. Amy is very competent in the kitchen, whether the cuisine consists of animal protein or appropriately shaped vegetables. I supply the food and she prepares it. Recently I gave her some tough beef to turn into something wonderful, oh boy howdy, she beat my meat until it practically melted.
zephyr skunk your whining voice must drive the neighborhood dogs crazy. are you really a guy because you sound like a chick.
Walter, does Tovah approve of Amy’s involvement in your persona life? Do those orientals not get jealous of each other?
I have severed all ties with the devil woman.
Oh, I must have missed something. What happened? And is Amy now your lady? Do you intend to make an honest woman out of her?
your meat should not melt, Walt.
Be ever vigilant against this happening.
Patricko, have you never had meat melt in your mouth before? So tender and juicy, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmdasfkjypgb;aujerty.
Walter, you need to switch to organic food ASAP.
Looks like Walter’s mother’s pussy sat on the keyboard.