Awkward Situations

A couple of years ago I was raped by the husband of a colleague after
a party at their house. I had to have a week off to allow facial
bruising etc to fade and on my return to work I explained to personnel
and my male manager what had happened. Personnel was great and
arranged for me to move desks so I didn’t have to sit next to the lady
in question (she had a photo of husband on her desk).

A few months later I decided that seeing a counsellor would be
beneficial. The day after the first session I was a bit upset and my
manager asked why and I simply said I had seen a rape counsellor the
evening before. His response?

“But that was ages ago and besides, it’s not like a stranger grabbed
you off the street. Get over it.”

I now work in a different office with a different manager!

Illegal Activity

My boss in the same breath said “I wouldn’t ask you girls in the
office to do anything illegal, but on that IRS subject can you
fabricate some invoices?”

That’s My Boss!

I just got yelled at for reading this webpage. Apparently my
temporary boss knows of it. He ended the yelling with “…and if I come
into work and see a story about me on there, I’ll cut
you.” Granted, the ‘cut you’ comment was in jest, but do you see
the hypocrasy on this?

Smelly Hippie

I work in a large pharmacy in the retail part of the store. My manager
is a dirty hippie. She doesn’t bathe and wears her hair in dreads
because she’s too lazy to brush her hair. I want to tell her that
patchouli oil smells exactly like BO but I’m not entirely sure whether
she actually uses the stuff or just stinks from not bathing. Anyhow,
she got pregnant and kept asking for everyone’s opinion as to what she
should do, being an unwed mother and all. She kept going back and
staring longingly at a big bottle of black cohash, it was really quite
disturbing. Anyhow, she decided to keep it and opted for a home birth.
She shows EVERYONE the 2 minute video of her pushing the thing out,
it’s disgusting. Also, she’s breastfeeding and she will walk around
the store with the battery operated pump hooked up to her boobs. You
can’t really see much, but damn no one wants to see her being milked!
Also, she waits until her “body says it’s ready” which means she
doesn’t pump until her shirt is soaking wet with milk. Then she smells
like BO and sour breastmilk the rest of the day. It’s unsanitary and
gross.