Do You Want Fries With That?

My boss comes to work one morning with a giant bandage on her finger.
Out of curiosity I ask her what happened.

“I was making dinner for my son and while opening a bag of fries I
cut my finger with a knife, went to the hospital and had to get
stitches.”

That must have been painful, not as painful as finding out the bag of
fries were perforated and all she had to do was tear them open at the
top.

4 Comments to Do You Want Fries With That?

1. 

   hahahahahahaha classic.
Joe on March 18th, 2010
2. 

   Hahahaha…(not funny…)
Neonix on April 16th, 2010
3. 

   It’s people like you that came up with the idea of perforations on bags. And like you, they don’t work. Just be glad your boss doesn’t have to take a knife to you to get you to work like she had to to take a knife to the bag that had perforations that didn’t work.
Raleigh on July 7th, 2010
4. 

   Yeah, cos those perforations always work…

   Smug, very smug
Meh on October 19th, 2010

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