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Don’t Kid Yourself
My boss dropped a big bottle of water and spilled it all down his leg
from about his knee down. Then he showed another one of the head
honchos his wet pants and told him that’s what it looks like when you
piss yourself and you have a long dick. Trust me, it’s not that long.
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This speaks more about yourself than it does your boss. Was that your intent?
I’m curious as to how you know for sure, OP.
How would *you* know how long your boss’s “equipment” is, OP?
How would you know how big your boss’s dick is op?
had sex with the boss, or just an under the table meeting?
i have an original question op…how do you know?
i think the op of the last story would like to meet this guy….
Yes, do you have personal experience? Come on, you can tell us.
Actually… Hey, izzat you, the guy from yesterday, posting another “my boss’ penis” story?
I am skeptical as to whether the gentleman described in this story is actually the story teller’s boss. I am also unsure as to how a long false undershirt would cause one to wet the bottoms of one’s pants when incontinence occurs.
I believe you are confusing “Dickie” with “Dick”, Walt.
That confusion could be the root of your overall confusion toward this story.
gosh, two “man bits” stories in a row, neither one having to do with a bad boss.
really?!!?
Walt, you’re telling me you’ve never, ever met a boss who was silly, jokey and/or stupid?
Mr. Skunk, most bosses are bosses for a reason. They are not promoted willy-nilly. However, something strikes me as not quite right in this story. I do not believe the gentleman described is the story teller’s boss. Perhaps a co-worker, or the water delivery man, or simply someone who works in the same building as story teller. Call it a good Christian’s intuition. Patricko, there is nothing to indicate that the story teller meant anything other than a long false undershirt. I have read this story three times and do not know how you could read it any other way.
Well, he DID say “how it looks when you piss yourself,” and he said ‘dick,’ not ‘dickie.’ So, what about that boss at Costco who got mad at you and told you to quit proselytizing to customers at the door? That person was your boss, and you had some harsh things to say about them. They were a boss, so they must have been promoted for good reasons.
very simple, walt. no where does OP use the term “dickey”.
Dick does not mean long false undershirt, at least not according to Webster’s dictionary.
Dickey is a detachable shirt front, or false collar.
Even in Walt-Land, where one does not use such words as dick as slang term for genitalia, you’d still only use Dick as a shortening of term “Detective” or shortening of name “Richard”.
If you were british, there’s a couple more appropriate, Walt-friendly possible uses.
Anyone notice how often Zephyr talks when the story is about penis?
LOL. Ask any regular, I talk a lot anyway. But technically I AM bi, and I have one, so it’s not that surprising, is it?
I still think this is yesterday’s fake poster, back with another of his my-boss’-dick-related tales. I think OP of both tales is some counter guy, gay or bi but maybe in the closet, who sits around all day watching his hunky boss and wishing he had the guts to ask him out.
All the earlier questions about “how do YOU know” directed at the OP brought to mind an anecdote…
In the Deep South, two Polacks and a black man who worked for the same construction company got in the habit of working together and became friends, hanging out after work — until a couple years later, the black man fell to his death from about 20 stories up. When the police arrived, thre wasn’t much left of him, so they asked the two Polacks if he had any distinguishing characteristics.
“No,” said one of the Polacks. “He was just a regular guy.”
“Wait!” the second Polack interrupted. “He had two a$$h***s!”
The cop glared at him. “How the he|| would YOU know?”
“Because,” said the seocnd Polack, “when the three of us went to the bar down the street after work, the bartender would always say when we walked in, `Here comes the stupid n***** with the two a$$h***s!’”
lol
That was awful. Funny but awful.
As an aside, I’ll bet 100% of Les Moore’s jokes are sexist, racist and/or homophobic. ‘Cuz he finds that stuff perfectly normal.
Where’s Joachim when you need him?
I figure he made the wrong comment to the wrong person and got “reeducated” firmly.
yeah i thought this story was funny even if a lie. i also thought les’s joke was a good one.
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