You Have Questions… We Have Answers.
WHAT IS THATSMYBOSS.COM?
Honestly, That’s My Boss is a stress-relieving website that uses humor to cure your workplace woes. And secretly, we’re a super secret organization that does secret things to the secret places of your brain. Secretly. Trust us. Your desire to keep coming back is all natural…sort of. Hell. You never know. We might be your boss…muuahahhahahaha.
WILL YOU EVER REVEAL MY PERSONAL INFORMATION?
We thought about using the “black mail” business model, but the bank wouldn’t go for it. So rest assured, no one will EVER know you hate your boss. (Though everyone hates their boss…so everyone knows you hate your boss because everyone hates their boss. So it’s kind of a paradox.)
HOW DO YOU USE MY PERSONAL INFORMATION WHEN I SUBMIT A POST?
We make a lipstick list of everyone of you who has ever crossed us. And we will find you. No seriously. We do gather your information but will never SELL or LEASE your email address or personal information to anyone. Unless of course you want us to, which we will notify you about, and then you’d know. Until then, we just like looking at your name.
HOW DO I KNOW IF MY SUBMISSION IS APPROPRIATE?
If your submission can be classified as true, sort-of-true, or should-be-true, then you’re fine. And it should be about “your boss.” You know, those people in your life that can tell you what to do. Which is everyone.
WHAT SHOULD I INCLUDE IN MY SUBMISSION?
We’re looking for submissions that fall between “mild chuckle” to “outright shock”. We want those comments to drip with OMG’s and LOL’s. Come one. We know you have at least one story. After all, if it was all good, they wouldn’t call it work.
I SUBMITTED SOMETHING AND IT WAS CHANGED/ALTERED.
Well, we don’t like to name drop or cross the boundary of sarcastic decency. So if we’ve changed something, we did it to protect you from your boss. Or the government. But mostly we probably changed it to protect ourselves…from your boss. Or the government.
I SUBMITTED SOME CONTENT AND I HAVEN’T SEEN IT ON THE SITE YET.
Two possible reasons. We’re dead. Or your post was so outrageous we burned it and bathed our keyboards in holy water. Or it was so boring we deleted it. Wait. That’s three reasons.
I LOVE ME SOME THATSMYBOSS.COM, WHERE ELSE CAN I ENJOY THIS STUFF?
What an excellent question. You can follow us on Facebook and Twitter. And meet those so called people that call us “Friends” though we’ve never received one damn birthday card from any of them.
DOES THE SITE COST MONEY?
Sadly No. Which we blame you for…even though two of us were popular enough to have a small following in high school. One of us was actually awarded a senior superlative for being The Most Unique Person in School. (yeah…that guy was me.) So save your money because if you’re visiting us…you hate your job. And when your boss finds out about what you’ve been doing at work you’re going to need all the savings you can get your hands on.
HOW CAN I ADVERTISE WITH THATSMYBOSS.COM?
Man. Don’t get all technical. You’re killing our mellow. But serious…we’d love to hear from you. Contact us at info@thatsmyboss.com.
WHY DOESN’T YOUR WEBSITE LOOK RIGHT ON MY COMPUTER?
It’s probably something to do with your boss. Or the government. Or your Internet browser. Let us know what’s up by using our Contact Us form.
