My boss gave me a “personal massager” for Christmas. I really don’t
know how to take this. I cannot figure out whether she is really dense
and innocently thought this could work out the tension in my
shoulders, or if she is a closet lesbian who is trying to seduce me.
She’s never given any indication that she’s attracted to me, or that
she’s gay, or that she regularly gifts vibrators to her friends. I
don’t know what to do! Now I’m all self-conscious around her. I’ve
never experimented before. AAAACK! WHAT DO I DO?!