We had just moved into a new building and, out of the blue, we heard
a VERY loud, metallic “BANG!” Figuring construction was still going
on, we went about our business. 15 seconds later, “BANG!” And, again,
15 seconds later. We finally decided to find out what it was. Our boss
had a stapler on a metal filing cabinet and was smashing it with his
fist to staple a thick stack of paper together.
This is the same man – I kid you not – who used a yellow highlighter
on a yellow piece of paper.
He also asked how to get back to “that screen” on his computer.
“Which screen?”, a coworker asked. “The one that says ‘Press any
key’”. It was the screen-saver.