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We had just moved into a new building and, out of the blue, we heard
a VERY loud, metallic “BANG!” Figuring construction was still going
on, we went about our business. 15 seconds later, “BANG!” And, again,
15 seconds later. We finally decided to find out what it was. Our boss
had a stapler on a metal filing cabinet and was smashing it with his
fist to staple a thick stack of paper together.

This is the same man – I kid you not – who used a yellow highlighter
on a yellow piece of paper.

He also asked how to get back to “that screen” on his computer.
“Which screen?”, a coworker asked. “The one that says ‘Press any
key’”. It was the screen-saver.

7 Comments to Highlight Your Attributes

  1. I call bullshit on this one because, there are no screensavers that show “press any key to continue” , when a screen is locked for logging in it says Press Control Alt Delete to get to the login screen.

    No points for your stupidity with computers.

  2. Dan on March 19th, 2010
  3. I’m sure I worked with that guy before.

  4. Dave on March 19th, 2010
  5. RE: #1… Except for the scrolling screen saver that you can get to say ANYTHING YOU WANT IT TO SAY. Except that one, right? Right?

  6. Tracy on March 19th, 2010
  7. Agreed, Tracy. lol. Some people… haha
    No points for your stupidity with computers, Dan.
    I call bullshit on your life.

  8. Duhhh... on March 20th, 2010
  9. windows 98 says it

  10. commenter on June 11th, 2010
  11. Reminds me of my old supervisor. She didn’t know how to put a shortcut on her desktop…or use Excel, or Word. Basically anything. And this is the woman who was getting a Master’s Degree in Computer Science!!!!

  12. Anna on January 10th, 2011
  13. I do that thing with the stapler all the time. It works. What’s the problem?

  14. Dr. Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff on February 24th, 2011

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