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I <3 My Boss

I have a boss that’s not so hot, but I also have another boss that is
over a sister company that is the best boss ever!! He’s always going
the extra mile to make you feel appreciated and let you know your
doing a good job. He buys or even some days cooks lunch himself, he
sent a union laborer to clear my new lot for me for free, he took my
husband deer hunting on a private farm, he gave my husband a ride home
when I had a surprise errand come up (only about 60 miles round trip)
he’s tried to leave his 16 ft bass boat at my home, and is going to
leave his ATV there! I can talk to him about anything and he never
judges, only offering advice from his years of experience. He confides
in me things he doesn’t to others and I offer my advice/opinion. I can
call him anytime day or night and he will drop everything and run if I
need him too!! This man has truly become like a father to me and I
love him for all of it!! If there ever was a man that St. Peter should
want to shake hands with it’s him!! I thank God everyday that I’ve
been so lucky to find someone that is not only such a good boss but a
great friend to my husband and I.

34 Comments to I <3 My Boss

  1. I say by the end of the year, you end up giving your boss a bj.

  2. stupid on January 25th, 2013
  3. And for how long have you been sleeping with your boss. OP?

  4. Les Moore on January 25th, 2013
  5. Hells bells, OP. You didn’t come here gushing and expect anything less than to be asked all kinds of questions about your sleeping arrangements, right? I mean, it’s a bit over the top. Plus, he’s not even your boss! It would be like me submitting a story about a lawyer in a different law office, except there aren’t any that I’m sleeping with at the moment.

  6. The Oxford Comma on January 25th, 2013
  7. I’m guessing this is a higher-up, a boss’ boss. Either way, God bless people like that and bosses like that. Thank you for sharing.

  8. Zephyr Skunk on January 25th, 2013
  9. On another note, I rarely shop at Wal-Mart. But should I be glad I NEVER see “People of Wal-Mart” types at this one, ever? Is that unusual? Sure, I see some families with noisy kids, but I never see fugly people, terrible clothing choices, spandex on morbidly obese people, giant families of inbreds, or anything even remotely worthy of posting. Is my local Wal-Mart unusual?

  10. Zephyr Skunk on January 25th, 2013
  11. Saffire skunk i think you spelled yur name wrong! Also i dont think yu shud make fun of those peeple on that website. They poor and cant help it i was poor until i went on the mickey mouse club and stuff. I growed up in a trailer, yall! My momma always dun the best she cud but we went to the walmart in our jammies sometimes. Yall know the no shit no shoes no service sign well footsie jammies count as shoes!

  12. Brittney Spears on January 25th, 2013
  13. The name is indeed “Zephyr,” Brittney, not “sapphire.” A sapphire is a gemstone. A zephyr is a light, pleasant breeze. It’s a tongue-in-cheek reference to what skunks can do.

    I have absolutely nothing against poor people. But, simply put, pajamas are NOT for going shopping. If you own regular street clothes, take the time to put on street clothes. Wear jammies to Wal-Mart and you don’t look poor, you look lazy. There’s a BIG difference. Not all poor people are lazy (shut up, Walt) and not all lazy people are poor.

    I, however, am going to be lazy. Today is the start of my week-end, and today I wanna go back to bed for a few hours. G’morning, everybloody!

  14. Zephyr Skunk on January 25th, 2013
  15. P.S. Are you a die-hard Britney fan, is that why you use her name? You’re NOT Britney Spears; she may be annoying and weird sometimes, but if her official Twitter feed is any indicator, she knows how to spell, uses proper grammar and syntax, and types as though she’s relatively intelligent. You do none of those.

  16. Zephyr Skunk on January 25th, 2013
  17. i can count all the way to potato.

  18. JD Storm on January 25th, 2013
  19. jeeezus, skunk…you dont have to go to walmart to see that type in your town….all you have to do is walk out onto the street and see that arond seattle…i was surprised how many pacific northwest rednecks there were….and by the way, how many episodes of COPS is filmed in King and Pierce counties???? almost all

  20. someone on January 25th, 2013
  21. Why on earth am I still up, checking TMB? I never see that sort of people here unless I go to the outlying parts of Auburn, or up to White Center or something. I’m sure those people are around, but I don’t see them. And I don’t necessarily hang out only in “classy” areas, so…

  22. Zephyr Skunk on January 25th, 2013
  23. When I want to see hobos, I take a little drive to DC. I am laughing! Some of the hobos wear suits! I AM LAUGHING!

    Storyteller, I am glad to hear you are a praying woman, but shouldn’t you be at home taking care of your husband? It is inappropriate for your male boss to be cooking for you. Perhaps you should pray on this for guidance, and God will lead you down the right path.

    My boss is “hot” as you kids these days say. She is very organized and competent at her job, for a woman.

  24. Walternate the Costco Fareweller on January 25th, 2013
  25. The OP states that the guy was like a father to her and then commentors start in with the sex stuff. I don’t know what kind of family relations you have, but that’s just inappropriate.

  26. Trisha on January 25th, 2013
  27. Zephyr, many celebrities hire marketing people to do their twitter feeds, I’d expect Britney Spears does that as well, so don’t use that as an indicator of literacy.

  28. Sir JP on January 25th, 2013
  29. Ehh, they just assume that if a boss likes you, sex is the only possible reason. And yeah, there are a lot of bums in DC, and we should “throw the bums out,” starting with the Tea Party folks. Stupid politicians not fixing the stupid silent filibuster – if you want to stop a bill, you should have to do it the old way: stand up there and talk, talk, talk about any kind of filler you want until time runs out. If you’re determined to be an obstructionist, you should have to WORK for that, not sit there on your lazy ass and say “I’m blocking this” and it just happens.

    Walt, is there anywhere in the Bible where it says that a man who lives alone can’t cook for himself? You seem so dead-set against men cooking, and on having your mom do yours, but I’m not sure if there’s a taboo, or if it’s just because you don’t know how to cook and you love the way she does it.

  30. Zephyr Skunk on January 25th, 2013
  31. I would first throw all the bums out who are paid to push elevator buttons. Seriously overpaid job. Then I would take Bachman out for tea.

  32. t-rex on January 25th, 2013
  33. To be honest, I stopped reading at the misspelled your instead of you’re. I hate that so I won’t play today by way of protest.

  34. Elvis Hitler on January 25th, 2013
  35. You boss and your husband are gay lovers. Wake up and smell the mimosas. No offense to any prancing homos that may be in here, I’m just giving my realistic assessment of the evidence.

  36. Flip on January 25th, 2013
  37. If I’m ever in DC, I’ll ask Paul Ryan for directions to the nearest abortion clinic. And throw birth control pills at him.

  38. The Oxford Comma on January 25th, 2013
  39. I interned in DC for a Democrat Senator. His staff, on their off time, would purposefully give the wrong directions to tourists.

  40. t-rex on January 25th, 2013
  41. So, Zeph follows Brittney Spears on Twitter?

    I know there’s a bunch of other emails, and I know that OP doesn’t realize that the sister company boss is laundering money via “free” laborers,hiding assets at her house so as to avoid the IRS (and perhaps ex-wives).

    But for some reason the fact that Zeph follows BS on twitter is what my take away is today.

  42. patricko on January 25th, 2013
  43. Naah, I don’t follow anybody on Twitter, nor do I have an account. I just looked it up because I wanted to see if I could tell our Britney Spears that she wasn’t playing her accurately. Just for the sake of doing it. And after reading about ten of the real Britney’s Tweets, I was right. She isn’t. I would’ve expected the real Britney to use loads of txtspk, actually, but she doesn’t seem to. Our Britney just types like Molly Maid on a very bad day.

  44. Zephyr Skunk on January 25th, 2013
  45. “I got a tray-80 for rainy days, an I’m huggin it, an muggin,
    while I’m sippin on a young tre-deuce, four-five,
    all the way live, wit my homies wanna ride, singin’ southside!” Magic City! 305!! WHAT!!!

  46. Magic City on January 25th, 2013
  47. I suspect that Brittney’s secretary/assistant controls her feed, as well as other communications with the public.

  48. dipwad on January 25th, 2013
  49. Next thing you know, Zeph will be analyzing whether or not Casey Anthony is actually the real Casey Anthony. And whether or not T-Rex is in fact a dinosaur. I have a confession to make, I’m actually a person and not a punctuation mark. I am, however, a comma aficionado.

  50. The Oxford Comma on January 25th, 2013
  51. Trisha, family sex isn’t all that uncommon in certain parts of this country. I myself have two female cousins who are absolutely gorgeous. I wouldn’t mind taking a roll in the hay with either or both of them.

    And there’s nothing wrong with an age gap, either. My first GF had one son 4 years older than me and another 3 years younger than me. Best lover I eevr had. That was before I realized that unlike her, most women are real PITAs and it’s easier just to buy a hooker when I want female companionship.

  52. Les Moore on January 25th, 2013
  53. Sadly, I thought the same thing as flip. As much as he annoys me, I find his thought process is eerily similar to mine.

    Fuck off every one. I have way too much work going on today and I’m bitter and angry. That is all.

  54. urbanpossum on January 25th, 2013
  55. RAWR, I am a dinosaur. I hide out in Belize on an island waiting for prey. Down here the locals speak of me as “groot gestamp tiran.” Which roughly translates to “big butted tyrant.”

  56. t-rex on January 25th, 2013
  57. Indeed, if you want to keep your gay lover’s wife happy, this is exactly the sort of thing you’d do.

    As my father used to say, ‘I used to work with two Irish homosexuals, Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick’

  58. Sir JP on January 25th, 2013
  59. Let that a-hole analyze whether or not I am who I am. Oh, maybe a marketer is actually typing this instead of me. Shit, I was bored for a long time. Now that I’ve been acquitted, I can say whatever I want.

    Fuck kids and zephyr skunk…his middle name is zephyr.

  60. Casey Anthony on January 25th, 2013
  61. By the way, things are getting better for me day after day. I had two convictions overturned today. OH YEAH!

  62. Casey Anthony on January 25th, 2013
  63. Sir JP, Your dear Da had another gay lover named Phil McCracken. He came after Duncan McCann.
    Casey Anthony, way to go girl!

  64. Flip on January 25th, 2013
  65. Ummmm, my husbands gay lover and I’m sleeping with my father figure/boss? If you people only knew how stupid you sounded you might actually shut up. Just because your husbands will square up on one or you’d give your boss a bj doesn’t mean the same thing applies to everyone else. Go ahead and have fun in the comments but while your doing that I’m kickin it with an awesome boss and just may have him pick me up a six pack! :)

  66. OP on January 30th, 2013
  67. So you are happy that your boss wants to store his stuff at your house? I think you are being set up as a storage unit. In a while, you’ll be giving him bj’s and he’ll say to himself, “My plan worked!” Because there is a creepy angle here.

  68. muriel on April 22nd, 2013

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