Just Beat It
July 29, 2010
I worked at my college’s cafeteria a few months back. After we closed
down one day, one of my coworkers was looking for our dishwasher. So
he asks my boss, “Do you know where Mike is?” and her exact words
were, “Oh, he’s out back, beating off the rugs.” My coworker and I
could barely contain ourselves at that point, and it took her a
minute to realize what she’d just said. When she did, she told my
coworker to just go start the dishes till Mike got back. As he was
walking away he asked her, “You want me to beat them off, too?”
Wow. That was REALLY lame. So, you’re boss said something normal, so you took it in true beavis and butthead mentality and submitted it?
har dee har har…
>college
That’s elementary school level humor. Congrats on growing up.
tee hee hee, she said ‘beating off’. GROW UP!!!
……and??…..so you guys giggled like a couple of kids at what she said…grow up.
Sounds like your co-worker is more of an ass then your boss.
your point? …….
I want to beat your brains off with a baseball bat you fucking retard.
What are you, 12 years old?
How is this funny or terrible boss? This just bad.
Good grief…are you twelve? Lame story.
Ha ha Thanks for the laugh!
Dude, grow up.
College or grammar school? Grow up. Why’d this crap even get published?
College? Are you sure it wasn’t 5th grade?
Grow up.
How is this a crappy boss story….
I laughed so hard at this and then suddenly I had my 13th birthday and grew the fuck up.
I don’t know I must be extra slow this morning but I don’t get the “beating the rugs” reference. Can someone please help me by explaining.
@ Connie, the “joke” wasn’t beating the rugs, it was beating OFF the rugs. Implying the one guy was jerking off the rugs, giving them a hand job, whatever. A little difficult to explain, but basically “sexual” (best way I can describe it) humour that’s funny when you’re 13 and immature when you’ve grown up.
@ connie – “beating off”. Think about it.
@ the original poster – immature much?
@Connie.
Sometimes vacuuming a rug doesn’t get all the dirt out. If it’s a small rug (at an entrance doorway, say), you can drape the rug over a clothesline, or maybe a fence and “beat” it with something. The dust will come flying out.
Housewives used to do this WAY BACK, there was even a traditional “rug beater” tool (google that, with the quotes) that was used.
Connie- “Beating Off” is a euphemism for masturbation.
Stop wasting my time, fuckwads.
And Connie…if you’re not kidding, you’re just as fucking dumb.
I suppose it’s infinitely more mature to call someone a “retard” and a “fuckwad”, then tell them to “grow the fuck up”. *golf clap*
ChaKnowWhat?, perhaps Connie isn’t American or English isn’t her native language? You’re a fucking idiot for assuming everyone with a net connection would know what your euphemisms mean. Fucking Americans.
@Ron – you’re worst than this story! I cannot believe you felt the need to google this and then you came on the site to write about it. I rather read this story again than to ever read another comment from you. Crawl up a small space and die!
Oh come on ….
Suddenly all of the commentators have aged into very mature adults who are above any silly type of humour!
Seriously now, if any of you have jobs I wonder how many would actually have a giggle at this type of situation when it happened? I know I would be one of the ones laughing!
Actually, Connie, I had to email my *grandkids* to find out what this was all about. I hadn’t a clue, either. Don’t feel bad. We grownups have to stick together.
“Immaturity is wasted on the youth.” Fuck being grown up, that was mildly funny and I would have chortled as well.
Connie, the “beating off the rugs” was referring to the perfectly normal part of a rug’s life where it wants to experiment by beating off and getting beat off by the employee. Its ok for the rug to want to try new things.
@ Layla & doomy
I would’ve laughed at the “beating off” expression if it was a different situation…and have; it’s the fact that it was about rugs that made it not funny for me. My immaturity is still immature, just a little more mature than this
*snicker*
Oh look at Layla…still trying to insult people by trying to suggest none of us have jobs. Dumb bitch.
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