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Lighting The Olympic Torch
I work for the federal government as an admin assistant. My boss is a
single woman, a fact she bemoans to anyone who will listen. She does
not know how to keep her personal matters private.
She usually spends the afternoons laughing and chatting with friends
on the phone. Though she sits in her office the door is open, and her
voice carries to the far end of the room.
One time at work, only days after the 2010 Vancouver Olympics began,
she was talking with some friend on the telephone and trashing the
opening ceremonies. A gaff had occurred when only 3 of the 4 torches
rose from below ground, allowing only 3 of the 4 sports stars to
light them. My boss ranted to her friend about how the torches looked
like dildos. “Whoever designed those things was using a dildo for
inspiration, I’m sure of it!” She was practically screaming and
laughing about the dildos, and must have said the word about 20
times during that conversation.
I snickered at my desk. I guess my single female boss knows a lot
about dildoes, and now the whole office is aware of her “carnal
knowledge”, too.
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she clearly was trying to give everyone in the office a hint at what she wants for her boss’ day gift…
*Yawn*
yeah, what CR!M$ON said
LOL! She sounds exactly like the dumb blonde that I used to work for! She was dating several men at the same time, complaining when not a single one would commit, would run off to Virginia Beach with her girlfriends and leave her teenage children at home alone, AND then have the nerve to complain when they got into trouble!! When she fired me for losing a file (THAT she herself lost but refused to admit to it!) I was so happy!
The things people will enter to win a season of a sitcom.
You don’t happen to work on the 3rd floor of a building called D250 do you???? Cause if you do it’s a small world ha ha ha!
Oh and please let me know if you do, i don’t wanna know who you are just if my hunch about who you’re talking about is right or not.
Hi Letterman, I submitted this. I do not work in a building called D250. It’s a big country, so I will tell you that I do work in a Post Office building (we Feds share their space) in Canada.
Your bosses ‘carnal knowledge’. You and everyone else in the office knew what she meant when she said ‘dildo’. So, you have a problem with her knowing it but not you or your co-workers?
lol “dildoes”