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Like A Boss
My boss is not tech-savvy at all. However, his ego dictates that he is
the smartest man in the room at all times. He learns little buzz words
and phrases, applies his own meaning then YOU become the idiot when
you don’t agree with him.
Some examples:
- Use the “back” of web pages on our company site in order to
save server space. I guess you are supposed to flip your monitor
around to read the back of the page.
- Send 2 sided emails to our customers as a courtesy to not use up
all of their paper when they print them.
- Devise a way to pay cash over the internet. Think about the coin
and bill slots on the front of a vending machine. Yeah, invent a way
to do that over the internet.
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Your boss is a visionary.
Hahaha, This sounds like the pointy haired boss off of Dilbert!!.. LMAO
This sounds exactly like my boss. He asked for an internal memo to be written the other day about not sending emails while overseas as it would incur ‘international roaming charges’ and ‘inconvenience’ the management.
What?
That was the funniest thing I have read so far!
fake
Jeff, just enjoy it. Thanks.
@Jeff: Sad part is, most of this stuff isn’t fake. But peopel will keep covering their eyes and plugging their eyes. Because they are the ones wanting to use both sides of the webpage.
Hahahaha. Tried to be clever. Didn’t work. *people* & *ears.*
@ Jane…oh you just made my day! That was funnier than the OP!…the plugging their eyes part…
Cool story, bro.