I worked for a brief time at a fast food chain restaurant as the
night manager. There were rumors swirling that one of the part time
high school girls was pregnant – and it turns out she really was. The
day manager, who was the overall manager and therefore my supervisor
took it upon herself to call the girl’s mother and inform her of her
daughter’s pregnancy! UNBELIEVABLE!
She was already WAY too involved in the employees lives and instead
of discouraging the drama that generally accompanies working with
teenagers, she reveled it and seemed to encourage it. After just a
few months I had enough and moved on…
Good story. Make sure you save that one for parties.
Yeah, the manager had no right to do anything like that.
Come TMB, post another story today. This wasn’t substantial enough.
I think I would have had to fuck with her head a bit. Tell her all this random crazy BS and then let her call my folks. I’d warn my folks ahead of time of the plan and we all get a good laugh at her expense. That was a really douchey thing of her to do. It is not her right to inform mammy of such a thing.
Guys, guys, guys! I’m going to beat Walter to the punch today. What a heathen whore!
Boss sucked. The end.
Airwing, you have the correct solution. I would definitely start creating bizarre stories (with the assistance of the other workers involved) about people and watching the fun. I do that now with a couple of co workers who like to interfere and spread rumours.
I reckon the mother of the pregnant child in this story worked outside of the home. Had she been a better mother rather than such a heathen whore, her child would not have found herself in this terrible situation.
the boss had no business getting involved with the personal lives of her employees. i like to mess with people who find it necessary to become too involved in the personal lives of others.
Walter, what would you say had it been revealed the girl had been raped? Someone could have broken into her home as she sat at her desk, doing her homework while wearing a conservative outfit, writing an essay on Mother Teresa and bam, intruder comes in and rapes her and gets her pregnant. On his way to her room, he had shot her mammy, a woman who was at home doing so called ‘women’s work’ as you would put it. Father was at work, doing ‘man’s work’ and had not yet come home to protect them. Is she still a heathen whore with a poor mother? *eyeroll*
Well played, Walt. You still got in your jab in spite of Oxford taking your first target away.
The manager sounds like a wacko [although it's quite possible the girl had already told her parents.] I second Airwing’s suggestion. I also think the manager might have been oversexed and underlaid and looking to take it out on others: if she was hot, a good banging or two from me might have relieved her tension and made her not have to live her life vicariously throught others.
That sort of thing does not happen, Airwing. A woman’s body doesn’t work that way.
Well, if anyone had any doubts as to whether Walt was an idiot, he just removed them all with THAT statement about how a woman’s body works.
Hot girl nice sexy time she probably visit Russia. How you like egg I ask. Reply for lady I say her to you like fertilize.
What a fucking whore for getting pregnant.
Indeed, quite so, when a woman is legitimately raped, her body will prevent fertilization. It’s a proven fact.
You see, my “friends,” SirJP knows precisely of that which I am speaking.
Girls get pregnant from being raped all the time. It’s one of the major arguments about the legality of abortion.
Oh, Airwing, I have no disagreement that it is one of the major arguments in favor of allowing abortions. There is no dispute about that at all. Your first sentence, however, that’s demonstrably false. If a girl is actually raped, her body will reject the sperm. It is only when the girl is a heathen that her body will allow fertilization to occur.
SirJP, not only does her body reject the seed, but it generally fights off the attack and does not allow it to get to the point in which the seed would spill anywhere near the womb. I see you are well-versed in these matters, I am proud to know I am not the only one.
Is it the ‘heathen’ label that makes the difference? And Walter, a human can always be overpowered by another human no matter how hard they try to fight. There is also complete restraint using ropes and other such things, as well as spraying someone with chloroform (sp?). I bet you are also one of those who believes a male cannot be raped by a female.
Do you guys ever watch birthing veedeeoos? Oh my god, they are so hot! The woman laying there, legs spread, juices pouring out. The, it widens so large and the baby comes out, then more juices, and a placenta! Holy shit! So hot. I watched one of these veedeeoos one time and the woman pooped while pushing the baby out. I thought I’d die. Best masturbation viewing material ever!
Airwing – don’t, just don’t bother – Let it drop. Don’t feed the trolls on this one.
even i know walt is full of crap and thats for sure, but if my girl ever got raped i would wonder if maybe she really wanted it. i could easily see my self throwing her a beating if she couldnt covince me it really was rape. like if they never caught the guy or something. most chicks are really whores anyway.
oh, and if a n!gger raped her there would be 2 murders in my town. garanteed.
Dan, I read in a newspaper about a guy who wanted his wife to eat the placenta since he said it was good for the breast milk – I think he was from some ignorant African country. Anyhow, she refused so he toasted up a cheese and placenta sandwich in a panini maker and told her the meat was cheese and calimari or some such. He didn’t get in trouble but she was divorcing him over it. What a bitch, SHE gets knocked up and then acts all high and mighty like she’s not a whore.
She should have tried it. It’s delicious. I did tell you guys about that time I cooked up a still-warm placenta right after it was ‘birthed’ and made a gravy from the drippings, right? That was a good meal. Kinda tasted like period blood.
No way dude. I don’t know if it’s because you are gross or because I was laughing so hard but I threw up on my pants, the dog came to lick it off my crotch and I orgasmed. lol
@ sirjp sorry dear but you are wrong there u can get pregnant by a rape it happened to my neighbor she got raped at her home she was trying to enter her home and got jumped beaten robbed and raped and conceived twins. she was 13 yrs old when it happened. she carried them and had and kept them she had a boy and a girl. the rapist was caught and sentenced to life w/out parole cause that was the 5th time he attacked a girl or woman.
I actually don’t have a problem with telling a child’s parents that she is pregnant. But getting over-involved in employees personal lives is creepy.
I was going to talk about a similar boss but then realized it was more of an entry then a comment.