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Not Your Average Joe

I worked for a family owned company one summer that took tourists out
for boat rides.

Once a man called up and said, “I’m Joe (last name) and I get free
boat tours!” I responded, “I’m sorry sir, I’ve been given specific
guidelines on discounts and was not informed of anybody receiving
free boat tours. I can save you a spot in the boat if you’d like and
you can work out whether or not you go on for free with the women who
sell the tickets. I’m not authorized to promise you that.” The man
replied “But I’m Joe (last name)!” The next day my boss went up to
the office and said “What the h*** is wrong with you? Joe (last name)
gets free boat tours!” Apparently I’m supposed to let strange people
on for free or get yelled at.

23 Comments to Not Your Average Joe

  1. Perhaps you should have put “Joe” on hold and called to the ticket office and ask whether or not he gets free boat rides. It would have solved your problem. By the way, I get free boat rides, too. Go ask someone.

  2. stupid on August 18th, 2010
  3. Didn’t occur to you to check with someone above you before pissing off a customer? Dumbass.

  4. A D Fogg on August 18th, 2010
  5. You did the right thing. If the boss lets Joe Smith have free boat rides, then the boss has to let you know. What did he expect? You to have ESP?

  6. Heywood on August 18th, 2010
  7. You couldn’t have put him on hold and confirmed this with your boss?

  8. Jarrad on August 18th, 2010
  9. What a terrible job that must be.

  10. The Advocate on August 18th, 2010
  11. Been in that situation. It’s up to your boss to let you know ahead of time who is allowed freebies. In those situations, you inform them that you were never properly informed as to who was allowed the exception.

  12. Ed on August 18th, 2010
  13. I would be nice if they let you know this in advance. Or at least polished your crystal ball once a week.

  14. Lady Anne on August 18th, 2010
  15. joe mama???

  16. Ed on August 19th, 2010
  17. I agree you handled the situation properly. After being yelled at, I would have said to your boss, “In order to make sure I never make this mistake again, please provide me with a wirtten list of all the people you’ve promised free tours to in case my telepathic powers fail.”

  18. Jeff on August 19th, 2010
  19. Boring story. So your boss didn’t tell you that one customer gets free rides. Big deal.

  20. Miles on August 19th, 2010
  21. I think Joe was your boss. He played a joke on you.

  22. Jimbo on August 19th, 2010
  23. once again….why does everyone get so pissed at the authors if they don’t feel that their story wasn’t about the worst/job ever…This is a BLOG! ppl wanna share their stories for ppl like me to enjoy them. Lay off!!

  24. emilyG on August 19th, 2010
  25. @The Advocate and Miles ^^^

  26. emilyG on August 19th, 2010
  27. My balls feel like they are getting wisdom teeth.

  28. Jetta on August 20th, 2010
  29. to everyone who said that the OP pissed off a customer. you’re stupid. a customer PAYS for services and then takes thier money elswhere to hurt the company if they treat the customer badly. this man was most likely a friend who didnt pay for anything!! the op handled this perfectly and joe shoulda just chilled and worked it out when they got there!

  30. hater on August 20th, 2010
  31. My name is Toasty O’s and I get free boat tours!

  32. Toasty O's on August 20th, 2010
  33. I am with you Emily. Is everyone that responds to this site some sort of aspiring critic?

  34. kcmookie on August 20th, 2010
  35. @emilyG:

    There was no sarcasm in my comment. I was being completely serious.

    crappy duties + crappy customers + crappy boss = terrible job.

    I suppose I need to install some “tone check” software to stop incorrect inferences in the future.

  36. The Advocate on August 20th, 2010
  37. What the hell is your problem EVERYONE knows joe gets free tours!

  38. Jetta on August 21st, 2010
  39. You idiot! That was joe nambla, from the nambla group! If joe comes up to a hooker and says, I get free head, then Joe GETS FREE HEAD!! What is wrong with you…

  40. jeffuhson on August 21st, 2010
  41. Because in many of the posts I’ve read here, there are always several trolls (probably Managers themselves) who say the OP is full of it. Maybe if there were an equivalent site for Managers they’d go there to post “That’s my employee” stories, then we could go troll that.

  42. Niwatori on August 22nd, 2010
  43. I’m thinking the OP was told that Joe gets free boat tours but was just a shitty employee and forgot.

    Waaa waaa waaaa

  44. ChaKnowWhat? on August 24th, 2010
  45. Its not the Managers fault he forgot to tell the emploeye about “JOE” hes probaly to busy be a manager. How was it not common senes to ask ur manager about “JOE” an his free boat rides.

  46. DoingIt on August 31st, 2010

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