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Packing Peanuts
I work in fast food. It’s not like I’m going to be here forever.
Pretty high stress for such low pay, but the real benefit is the
prestige (just kidding).I have a manager that thinks she is the shit. She thinks
she is the smartest person to ever grace Earth with her presence.
She’s actually an online law school dropout who can’t stop reliving
her glory days as a would-be lawyer. She has zero sense of humor.
Everything is a crime.
During a slow shift one day, I was telling a co-worker
as I scrubbed the floor about a practical joke I saw online.
Some co-workers had sealed off this guy’s cubicle and filled it to the
brim with packing peanuts. So funny, right? My no-nonsense manager
overheard and got all redfaced and began shouting at us about how
that’s not funny, it’s a crime. Her tirade was complete with poorly
used legal jargon and her analysis of how exactly she would prosecute
the case both criminally and civilly. When we tried to tell her it was
just a joke, she told us we could use a little more empathy in our
lives. What a sad, pathetic wannabe.
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People like that annoy me. It bothers me when a person thinks they’re the smartest person in the room.
Sounds like she needs to get banged. Is she hot?
A good sex session should make her less tightly wound. And if the first one doesn’t work, repeat until she starts smiling and making jokes.
Buy her a vibrating butt plug.
Sometimes I’m the smartest person in the room, other times I just pretend I am. Unless I’m surrounded by science majors, then I have no idea what’s going on.
lol pixie…well, I should have clarified. It’s ok if you think you are the smartest as long as you keep that thought to yourself and not try to show off by using big words you learned last night in class or something like that.
I have a friend who is an attorney. He says the biggest idiot in the room is the one with the most education because he’s the one who has spent the most money for a piece of paper.
This sounds like somebody I know, I can’t quite put my short stubby little useless arm on it…
You could use more empathy. You should get off the Internet more.
hey t rex, maybe YOU should get off on the internet more. whore. lol
Joachim, you are as dirty as a just bleached white sock.
I reckon the story teller and his or her co-worker were committing the crime of time theft. Pretending to scrub floors does not count as work. In the food industries, the floors should be kept clean so as to prevent sickness in one’s customers. Such a high degree of cleanliness requires that one scrub the floors so vigorously that one is unable to talk while doing so.
This manager, if she’s tossing around incorrect legal jargon, is an insecure ignoramus. Upon further review, just one sex session won’t be enough, She needs at least a week of nothing but eating, sleeping and being banged in all her holes. That’ll make her feel physically attractive, better about herself, and with luck she’ll feel less need to try to impress people with big words.
By the way packing peanuts are hilarious. So are balloons in an office.
Les Moore, he’s right on the money, once again.
Re: the useless manager – as my father said just before his final bombing mission “She doesn’t know much. But she knows it fluently”.
I don’t know which is worse, people with no sense of humor, or people who go around playing practical jokes. It’s like, who would you rather be stuck with, Jim or Dwight?
Jim.
Snoopy353, your question is quite odd but I must say I would rather spend my time with a Jim than a Dwight. At least Jim’s name derives from James, a perfectly acceptable name which has its origins in the Bible. He is likely a God-fearing family man who treats his wife well and is raising his two children to be fine citizens. Dwight sounds like a dirty heathen who sleeps with married women and speaks of science fiction programs involving alien invasions and other nonsense. No, I do not believe I would care for this Dwight fellow.
The company website I need to access to do my work is down, so i’ve been sitting around surfing the web for the past hour and a half, as have all my co-workers, waiting for it to come back up. Unfortunately, I don’t work with any attractive women or I’d take one in the nearest supply closet.
Now I know what being a government worker feels like. Remind me to apply for some government jobs.
Les, what kind of work do you do when you ARE working?
God, OP! That’s all I need to hear about, attorneys! My life has been filled with nothing but attorneys for the past…what? 5 years or so? I don’t know. Can’t remember. Don’t really give a shit. Moving on!
Data processing, Elvis.
dont lie les moore…you do data entry…how many words/minute you type?? i bet i can type circles around you…and ive never had a job…hahaha…fuckers…all of you.
I didn’t say data entry, someone.
I said “data processing”.
It requires more mouse-clicking than typing.
ok i googled what a data processor does and whatevs…still in the same ballpark…..im not knocking the job….its honest work….but in any event, i bet i can click the mouse faster than you…hahaha….OH i bet i can double click my mouse and make it feel good…hahaha…fucker
A data processor, I have not heard of this profession, what does a data processor do? Is that like transponding? Are you a transponster, Les Moore?
I’m loving this job. I’m training in Atlanta and they are paying for everything!
I’m not going to get into a pissing contest with you,someone. I’m sure you are a dedicated, productive employee.
Walt, a data processor categorizes computerized reports.