Problem Child
During a company meeting, several of the department heads and the owner were browsing the Internet looking at various ads online when I noticed that several of the “most visited” websites coming up in the new browser tab were porn websites. It sank in and everyone started looking around. The boss breaks the silence and says, “I’ve got to tell my son to stop using this computer. Now, can someone tell me how to delete that…[pause]…so I can teach him.”
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U-G-L-Y
The boss came into my office talking about how ugly this girl was that the company just interviewed. It was my sister.
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Bottom of the Bell Curve
A guy I work with made a comment about how someone we work with got fat. So my boss said, “Well, someone who is NOT fat is allowed to say something like that…and so is…” and then he proceeded to go around the room and say everyone’s names. He got to me and just eyeballed me up-and-down and smirked and didn’t say anything and turned his head.
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No Soup For You!
I work at a new Chinese restuarant, where my boss is a straight off the boat Chinese man. Every so often he comes up with a totally ridiculous new rule. Last week, he said, “From now on, no more short sleeve. Customa no like armpit hair in da soup!”
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