The Race Card
My boss is a big, fat idiot. In his off time he fixes and races
motorcycles. It’s his hobby and passion, I guess. One day, we got a
new employee at work. He was showing the new person around the
building and was kind of chatting with him along the way, talking
about this and that. Well, boss man was sharing his interests and
stuff and told the new guy “I’m a racist.” The new guy was of mixed
race. The new guy told me about this and I just laughed and explained
to him that he meant to say RACER not racist.
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Thou Shalt Not Steal
One of the first days I had my current job, we had a manager who was
just insane. On this particular day; it was just me and her in the
store. While I walked past the office to get to the fridge to prep
some food, she reached her hand out and pulled me inside. Since this
was a common thing of hers I ignored it and asked what she needed. She
ignored me and turned towards her computer to print up some kind of
accounting sheet. She told me to sign it to make sure she wasn’t
stealing anything. While I did as she asked, she gave a 10 minute
speech about why stealing is wrong and how crazy you’d have to be to
steal. Ironically two weeks later she got fired for stealing. Not
money; but about $1,000 worth of small toys.
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Wasted
I work at a grocery store and one night as I was closing, my
co-worker blurted out to a manager that I was pregnant. He congratulated me
and walked away. Ten minutes later when I was alone, he asked me
how it happened. “So was this by a boyfriend or did you get wasted one
night?” Being speechless and a smart ass, I told him I was artificially
inseminated. When in reality, I’d been with my fiance for almost 3 years.
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Merry Christmas!
Enjoy the day off and the cheap box of chocolate that your boss re-gifted to you.
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