Hot Chips

I worked as a trainee in a cafe and had the worst bosses in the
world. They were a couple and on a regular basis would literally have
a massive fight, screaming obscenities at each other in front of all
the customers and usually end up throwing whatever they had in their
hands at eachother. This was sometimes a milkshake, sometimes
cookie or cake mix, other times a whole cooked chicken. And it was
always me that had to clean it up.

This was really hard to deal with on a daily basis but for some
stupid reason I decided I would stay to finish my traineeship.

The male boss used to come to work stoned out of his brain so he
would be useless. Over the year that I worked there, I ran the whole
show, down to doing their bookwork at the measley rate of $238 a week
before tax.

On my birthday they had one of their biggest fights. This got
physical once again and after throwing a tub of coleslaw, coffee, hot
chips and hamburger at each other, they stormed out of the shop and just
left. I had a shop full of customers who had witnessed the whole
scenario and had to keep on top of everything during one of the
biggest days of the year. The man who delivered the frozen chickens
to the shop actually came in and helped me cook hot chips for an
hour! They came back 4 hours later.

The worst day I ever had there though was when they had a physical
fight with a customer in the shop. The customer was a ‘friend’ aka
someone they were actually dealing drugs to out the back of the shop.
This fight ended up with blood and broken glass everywhere. Guess who
was expected to clean it all up?

I ended up at the police station being forced into giving a statement
over what had happened. This was fortunately at the end of my
traineeship which I got to finish. I quit on my final day of my
traineeship and the bosses were actually surprised! They even offered
me a job with them ! The day I left I got presents from a stack of
customers who couldn’t believe I stuck it out.

Bath & Body

After an interview, my boss called me up to his office. I assumed he
was going to tell me how the interview went. Nope. He wanted to know
what kind of perfume she was wearing. I guesse he liked it, because
he was sniffing the air with a huge smile on his face. It was
Cucumber Melon BTW.

Scuba Steve

My boss is such a pack rat and hates for his things to be moved. He has
been in business in one location for 30 years now. Over time he has
collected so many random things from his car dealership/rental
service, real estate company, & law firm. One day, I was making room
for law books, when I opened a dusty bag that had been there for years.
SCUBA GEAR. When I was in route to move the bag to a closet, he
walks into the office, looks dead at me and says, “Where you goin’ with
my SCUBA gear?!”

You Dirty Little…

The meat manager at the grocery store I worked at was always “joking
around” with us. One day, he walked up to me and said, “Kristine, if
I wash my cock, will you suck it?” Horrified, I blurted “No!” He
replied with, “You dirty, little cocksucker!” and laughed (along with
all of the other meat department guys) like it was hilarious.

Another girl reported him for sexual harrassment, not long after
because of his “jokes” and he lost his job.