It’s Raining

I remember one thing one of my bosses said that sticks in my mind.
We had just finished work and were leaving. We worked at a hospital
at the time and it was a late shift so it was dark when we finished work.
The boss walked out in front of me and a friend of mine and then walked
back in and told us, “You girls need to get your hair dried, it’s raining
outside.”

I’ve never figured that one out.

The Pretty Girl

A co-worker was looking to hire an assistant, but the president of
the company kept shooting down the applicants she suggested. She
asked him what was wrong with the woman she had interviewed earlier
that week, stating that she was the most qualified applicant so far.
His reply, “You can teach a pretty girl to do that job.”

He instead hired a tall, pretty blonde woman to do the job. My
co-worker was still fixing mistakes that “pretty girl” made a year
after she and the president of the company were both fired.

Pool League

Every Friday in the summer, beginning around May when it’s nice out, all employees are invited to my boss’ house for two hours (12-2) to play basketball in his pool, and still be paid on the clock for it! He calls it Splashball. We tally up scores and such by the end of the pool season, and then we have a trophy ceremony and even an MVP award. Last year, it was a miniature statue of David (something random haha). This tradition has been going on for about 5 years now. Can’t wait for this years’ season to start!

Double D’s Only

When I was younger, I worked for a chauvinist pig of a boss
at a realty business in Sydney, Australia. When I finally handed in
my resignation and was getting emailed new CV’s for my replacement,
my boss insisted I ‘refer the ones to him with big breasts only’.