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She Showed Me Her Boobies

I am the vice principal of a Catholic school. There is not a board of
directors or trustees or any other overseers, only the headmaster,
who is the owner. Everyone reports directly to her. Unfortunately,
she does not dress like a conservative Catholic. She dresses very
provocatively; short skirts, plunging necklines and blouses so tight
that the buttons pop open. When parents have conferences with her,
the fathers don’t know where to look. I can tell they are very
embarrassed. I know the high school boys talk about her dress. She is
a fifty-something year old lady trying to look young but she only
looks ridiculous! I have told her on many occasion to “cover the
girls”. Over the years it has gotten worse. It is very uncomfortable
to the male teachers. The faculty comes to me constantly complaining.
They all think I should go to her about her dress. How can I talk to
her about her dress and still keep my job? I really love what I do
and I love the kids and staff but she is giving the school a bad
image by “puttting herself out there” literally. Once parents meet
her, many of them choose not to send their children to the school. At
heart she is a great and loving person but I really don’t think she
has a clue or if she does, why is she doing it?

21 Comments to She Showed Me Her Boobies

  1. Recommend her for “What Not to Wear”!

  2. Katie Henderson on October 5th, 2010
  3. This is not an advice column. Its called ” that’s my boss / stress-relieving humor to cure your workplace woes.” Maybe you should write to Prudence.
    I think you know why she is doing it. She wants attention. Attention from anyone she can get it from. Buck up and tell her what everyone thinks. Eff that job if she fires you, but make sure there are people willing to come forward to back you up. She cant fire everyone!

  4. Seriously? on October 5th, 2010
  5. You should start singing around the office:

    Come out Virginia, don’t make me wait
    You Catholic girls start much too late

  6. KenDoll on October 5th, 2010
  7. If this woman’s dress is in violation of the dress code for the students (and it sounds like it might be), you, as vice principal, have every right to tell her to dress more appropriately. Most vice principals are the disciplinarians, aren’t they?

  8. formermanager on October 5th, 2010
  9. I’m confused….how can she be the owner? Catholic schools are owned by a parrish or parrishes, a particular order (ie: Franciscans), or the Diocese……I’ve never heard of an individual “owning” a parochial school…..

  10. megC on October 5th, 2010
  11. This isn’t Dr. Phil. It’s a website about funny/terrifying boss stories. Yours is neither. It’s about a cougar, and you are trolling.

  12. Scotto on October 5th, 2010
  13. I’m sorry, God can’t help you there… Niether can we

  14. Kikia on October 5th, 2010
  15. Somebody owns a catholic school. No the Catholic Church owns the Catholic schools. Try again

  16. joe mamma on October 5th, 2010
  17. “There is not a board of directors or trustees or any other overseers, only the headmaster, who is the owner.”

    If it’s truly a Catholic school, then there’s somebody above her. You have the pastor/priest of the parish it’s affiliated with. If, for some reason, there is none, there’s still the diocese, which has a bishop, or at the very least (if the seat is vacant), an administrator. And then there’s Rome.

    If it truly isn’t under a diocese, and is independent, then it’s simply a private school that happens to follow Catholicism, happens to be religious. In which case, there’s probably nothing you can do.

  18. Nick on October 5th, 2010
  19. Oh, a Catholic school headmistress isn’t dressing in a nun’s habit? Oh, it’s the end of times as we know it. Fire and brimstone will rain down upon us from the heavens. She’s the anti-christ, and it’s uncomfortable to be in her presence because of her dress.

    Get over yourself. It’s the 21st freaking century. This is why Catholicism is a joke – unable to advance with the times.

  20. Natasha on October 5th, 2010
  21. I suggest that you invite her out for some dinner and a few drinks and just ride the wave! She sounds like she needs some TLC from a real man.

  22. Pete on October 5th, 2010
  23. Ah, Catholicism. How I miss your prudish ways. Worship the majesty of God’s creation, but shy away from the human form we all know and share.

  24. Jarrad on October 5th, 2010
  25. @ Jarrad

    It’s one thing to love His creations. It’s another to use them or turn them into sinful desires.

  26. TheOracle8191 on October 6th, 2010
  27. I have a feeling that it’s a Catholic private school; having gone to a (publicly funded) Catholic high school myself, I can tell you there are people above the principal, and I’ve only heard the term “headmaster” used at private schools or in the UK. I also don’t know about parents on here, but I don’t know very many parents who meet with the principal of a high school when choosing schools unless their kid is transferring mid-semester/term; another reason for my belief it’s a private school.
    I don’t know what it’s like in the U.S or overseas, but in Canada most of our Catholic high schools are publicly funded and all have to follow certain regulations set down by the region’s school board. We have a few Catholic private high schools, but most private schools where I am, if they declare a faith at all, are simply “Christian”.

  28. pixie on October 6th, 2010
  29. I agree with the advise to speak with your local bishop – if this is a Catholic school it is supposed to be under the supervision of the Church.

  30. Jeff on October 6th, 2010
  31. Just bang her.

  32. Jimbo on October 6th, 2010
  33. Does she have big boobies? Got pictures?

  34. Staring at tits all day! on October 7th, 2010
  35. Ha, I bet you “love the kids”.

  36. john on October 7th, 2010
  37. Natasha- Really? If you choose to work within the chatholic system you better be prepared to follow the RELIGONS requlations. I mean really thats like sayinig “oh im christian but I can sleep with who ever because its the 21st centruy.”

  38. KT on October 15th, 2010
  39. Wow, little prudish? You didn’t really say how she does a poor job, only that you don’t approve of the way she dresses. Go figure, a Catholic being judgemental and prudish! lol

  40. matt on November 1st, 2010
  41. So where is this school exactly? Methinks its time to go cougar hunting lol

  42. Douche Nozzle on August 9th, 2011

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