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The Weekly Rant

This is the schedule of my boss’s daughter:

6:00 am – Supposed to clock into work
6:20-6:25 am – Clocks into work
6:30 am – Goes into the back of the store
7:30-8:00am – Goes to where she is supposed to be working
7:30/8:00am-8:30am – Complains about how she is sick and wants to go home
8:40 am – Takes “15 minute” break
9:30 am – Returns from break
9:30 am-10:00 am – Complains about work and socializes with customers, but
does not bother helping with anything or doing her job
10:30 am – Clocks out of work

She works 2 days a week and this is literally her schedule every time
that she works. It pisses everyone off, but her mother (the boss)
refuses to do anything about it. She recognizes that her daughter is
not doing her job and is getting in everyone’s way, but whenever it
comes to any type of reprimanding, our boss just says “Well, I’ll have
a talk with her.” Her daughter is turning 20 years old, she has never
lived on her own, her parents paid fully for her current college
education (which she dropped out due to it being ‘too hard’), she was
given a credit card and maxed it out within the first week of having
it, she drives a 2011 car that she refused to take care of so now it
is totaled, and thinks that ‘working hard’ is talking with everyone
and complaining about how she doesn’t feel well. When asked to
actually do her job she makes excuses about why she can’t do it and if
that doesn’t work she always says “Well, I’m going on my break, so you
need to do it.”

I’m currently looking for another job because I hate working with my
boss’s daughter that much and I’m tired of my boss playing favorites.

23 Comments to The Weekly Rant

  1. That girl has one hell of a rude awakening someday unless she stays working for her mammy forever. What a sad excuse for a human being.

    I so find the fact that you have the exact times noted to be a bit stupid. I mean if you are paying THAT close of attention to her, what are YOU doing?

  2. Airwing on February 19th, 2013
  3. If they don’t own the business, then your course of action is obvious. If they own the business, time to go elsewhere.

  4. Sir JP on February 19th, 2013
  5. Agree with airwing. That girl had better stay sheltered under mommy’s wing because otherwise she’ll discover you can’t be an airheaded teenager forever.

  6. Les Moore on February 19th, 2013
  7. Are you sure that’s LITERALLY her schedule? I mean, every day, the same thing on the exact time? You’ve noted it without discrepancy?

    When people misuse the word ‘literally’, it makes me figuratively crazy!

  8. stupid on February 19th, 2013
  9. Sharing DNA with the boss has its perks…in every meaning possible.

  10. Captain Obviois on February 19th, 2013
  11. Whenever possible, my dad would put me to work for him when I was a young girl. The difference is that he expected more work out of me than any other employee. I’m so glad that he raised me with a strong work ethic.
    These parents can keep paying their daughter to do nothing, choose not to teach her the value of work, and continue giving her cars and credit cards; that’s their choice. But, they are truly doing her and themselves no favor. She’ll be dependent on them for the rest of their lives, and then blow through any inheritance that they leave her. Then who’ll be around to take care of her?

  12. Barbara on February 19th, 2013
  13. Hey Captain, you misspelled your name.

  14. stupid on February 19th, 2013
  15. I’m with stupid. It literally makes me want to slice their guts open and wrap their entrails around their necks. Hooray for gratuitous violence!

  16. The Oxford Comma on February 19th, 2013
  17. daddy would occassionally take me into work with him….you know to show me his empire and how the corporate world works…even though i dont work there i still was able to boss those damn peons around like slaves…its funny watching a middle-aged man tremble as i berated him for his lack of respect….i could never do a job like daddy does….always meeting with people and making decisions….the toughest decision i like to make is what to wear, what to eat, and who to screw….and its not like those choices are tough anyway.

  18. someone on February 19th, 2013
  19. I figuratively slap my palm in my face when I see “literally” used poorly. Besides that, OP made their case, and it’s a good one: bossman has an airheaded, sheltered kid who’s not being made to get any real world experience. In my opinion, and on this one I do believe I’m correct, even if you never HAVE to work hard, you should learn HOW to work hard and have some hands-on experience doing it.** I applaud the OP for making the choice they did: can’t fix the bad situation, and it’s driving ‘em nuts, so they’re going elsewhere. Bravo for that, OP.

    **I might’ve mentioned this before: I got a private tour of a company called WET Design, in LA. Everyone there learns a bit of every job. A secretary gave me the tour; she knew every employee, knew what they did and how, and could explain the machines they used. The execs also do that – they all know every employee and the basics of every job in the place. THAT is how you do it! I guarantee nobody in there has the “I don’t feel like working so I’ll just slack off” or “why can’t you just do that job twice as fast” problems.

  20. Zephyr Skunk on February 19th, 2013
  21. Story teller, I reckon you should mind your own business and perhaps you will find yourself more capable of doing your own job. You sound like you are far too wrapped up in the shortcomings of others. Judge not lest ye be judged.

  22. Walternate the Costco Fareweller on February 19th, 2013
  23. the woman in question is going to have a rude awakening, one day. the family business isn’t going to be around forever. when she needs to legit earn her money, she’s not going to have a damn clue what’s coming at her.

    as for the OP, i only see 2 options. either shut up & live with this or find a different job.

  24. JD Storm on February 19th, 2013
  25. Oh, shut up, Walt. You KNOW if one of your coworkers, especially a woman, was slacking off, you’d be complaining all over the place and telling the bosses that she’s a lazy whore committing sloth. This guy was sick of having to work with lazy people – he made it pretty darned clear that her laziness was his big issue – so he dumped that job to go find one where his coworkers actually WORK like he does.

  26. Zephyr Skunk on February 19th, 2013
  27. When one of my female co-workers slacks off, I pray to God to guide her down the right path to marriage and motherhood. I pray she finds her way to a kitchen. It is the right thing to do.

  28. Walternate the Costco Fareweller on February 19th, 2013
  29. Knew all the machines they used Zephyr? Is identifying a computer really that difficult?

  30. DooDoo Face on February 19th, 2013
  31. This bitch is proof that time travel doesn’t exist. If it did, one of her coworkers would have gone back and strangled her in her crib.
    In fact, if time travel DID exist, this method of problem resolution would happen so often that society would be retroactively cleansed of the dregs of humanity. In fact, I know time travel doesn’t exist yet, and I’m not saying it will or won’t in the future but remember you heard it here first when the TDE (Time Displacement Eugenics) bill is proposed on Capitol hill in the year 2073.

  32. Elvis Hitler on February 19th, 2013
  33. I would hate to work with her. I have a lot of pet peeves. One time, a co-worker was eating his potato chips with his mouth open. CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH!! I was like, “Can you be any more gross?!” Hearing people eat is just really gross and makes me sick to my stomach.

  34. Disgusting Dan on February 19th, 2013
  35. Walter has a good point. This child’s best option might be to marry well and pump out children. Then when the children are grown, she can accuse him of cheating and take all of his stuff.

  36. t-rex on February 19th, 2013
  37. hey disgusting dan, chips are great. once i got locked in my grandmas attick for 3 days and good thing i found an old bag of chips. they were stale but kept me fed. when they found me i told my grandma that her potatoe chips kept me alive and she said Oh no, that was my collection of scabs! LOL! LOL! LOL!

  38. joachim on February 19th, 2013
  39. Old people save interesting things, Joachim. You know, scabs can be quite good. Many people eat theirs. Does your grandmother still live in her own house or is she in a nursing home? My dream job is to work in a nursing home.

  40. Disgusting Dan on February 19th, 2013
  41. no she bin feeding the worms for about 10 years. i would not mind working in nursing homes only if they only made me work on white people because the n!ggers, and south of the border beaners and ayrabs are filthy animals.

  42. joachim on February 19th, 2013
  43. I want to work at a nursing home because it’s kind of been a fantasy of mine for a long time now to clean adult diapers. God, just the thought of it makes me so stiff.

  44. Disgusting Dan on February 19th, 2013
  45. You should hook up with the little whore.

  46. Red Raider on February 21st, 2013

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