This is highly inappropriate, although I do not understand how her choice in fashion relates to her heathen whorishness, unless she is voicing her preference for low cut blouses which bare her mammaries for all to see.
My friends, I must apologize for yesterday. I spilled my seed on my keyboard and it appears to have shorted out. I had to purchase a new one. I have also purchased a new avocado which, when ripe, I will consume and start anew. This time I will keep it further from the computer. I believe Mother moved it when she was dusting yesterday, I shall have a stern talk with her about how dangerous it can be to place a man’s seed in the wrong place.
I believe I explained it quite well, stupid. I was attempting to grow an avocado tree. When you pull the seed out of an avocado, you can stick it with toothpicks and place it upon a glass of water such that just a part of the seed is submerged in water. The seed will start to sprout and you can potentially grow an avocado tree if you play your cards right (rest assured, my friends, that is merely an expression, I do not engage in devilry). I had the seed near the window in my den, next to the computer. I reckon Mother moved it when she was dusting yesterday, and I knocked it onto the keyboard, spilled the seed and water all over. It was quite a mess and I had to replace the keyboard. The seed cracked when it hit the floor. I must now begin anew with a seed that, God willing, takes this time.
walter you mean the pit…you dummy….you spilled your avacado pit…no spill your seed….last night i had 3 guys spill their seed in my mouth…i snowballed one of them and laughed my ass off….hahahahahaha…what a douchebag
Haha, well I will admit, I am one of those guys who sports a turtleneck down there because I wasn’t circumcised. I don’t think it really matters and most of the women I’ve been with didn’t care anyway. Of course, prostitutes that don’t speak English don’t usually don’t turn away money. Anyway, I thought it would be funny to put a little bit of cream cheese under my foreskin before engaging in sexual relations with a gorgeous prostitute from the slums of Laos. Well, it was WELL before. Things came up and I wasn’t able to see her until the next night. By then, it had apparently began to stink pretty badly. I made her lick it off anyway. Good times. Those were definetly the good ol’ days.
I’ll never understand why people in general make such a big deal about this. Uncircumcised is the way the baby comes out. That’s how we developed. Circumcision is actually the unnatural thing. That’d be like cutting off some piece of the labia just because of some made up reasons. Nevermind that most of the time, once a penis is erect you don’t see much difference in whether or not it’s circumcised anyway. *huge eyeroll*