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Turtlenecks
My boss just told me she will only date guys she meets on JDate
because it is the only way she can guarantee that her date will be
circumsized. She says she thinks “turtlenecks” are gross.
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Haha. I can’t imagine why any woman would prefer a “turtleneck”.
she could just lead with “are you circumcised” whenever she meets a new guy.
IT’s an attention getter, at the very least.
Perfectly reasonable. I’m not overly fond of turtlenecks either.
Why is your boss discussing her sex life with you?
i think turtlenecks are gay.
This is highly inappropriate, although I do not understand how her choice in fashion relates to her heathen whorishness, unless she is voicing her preference for low cut blouses which bare her mammaries for all to see.
My friends, I must apologize for yesterday. I spilled my seed on my keyboard and it appears to have shorted out. I had to purchase a new one. I have also purchased a new avocado which, when ripe, I will consume and start anew. This time I will keep it further from the computer. I believe Mother moved it when she was dusting yesterday, I shall have a stern talk with her about how dangerous it can be to place a man’s seed in the wrong place.
Walter, you spilled your seed? Care to elaborate before Zephyr Skunk arrives? You know he’ll ask.
I believe I explained it quite well, stupid. I was attempting to grow an avocado tree. When you pull the seed out of an avocado, you can stick it with toothpicks and place it upon a glass of water such that just a part of the seed is submerged in water. The seed will start to sprout and you can potentially grow an avocado tree if you play your cards right (rest assured, my friends, that is merely an expression, I do not engage in devilry). I had the seed near the window in my den, next to the computer. I reckon Mother moved it when she was dusting yesterday, and I knocked it onto the keyboard, spilled the seed and water all over. It was quite a mess and I had to replace the keyboard. The seed cracked when it hit the floor. I must now begin anew with a seed that, God willing, takes this time.
I’m with your boss op!!
walter you mean the pit…you dummy….you spilled your avacado pit…no spill your seed….last night i had 3 guys spill their seed in my mouth…i snowballed one of them and laughed my ass off….hahahahahaha…what a douchebag
You should be gettin’ it, get it while the gettin’ is good. Get it while you can, you should be gettin’ it. Magic City! 305!! WHAT!!!
Haha, well I will admit, I am one of those guys who sports a turtleneck down there because I wasn’t circumcised. I don’t think it really matters and most of the women I’ve been with didn’t care anyway. Of course, prostitutes that don’t speak English don’t usually don’t turn away money. Anyway, I thought it would be funny to put a little bit of cream cheese under my foreskin before engaging in sexual relations with a gorgeous prostitute from the slums of Laos. Well, it was WELL before. Things came up and I wasn’t able to see her until the next night. By then, it had apparently began to stink pretty badly. I made her lick it off anyway. Good times. Those were definetly the good ol’ days.
Women all say is magnificent. Glorious foreskin is happy making time! Riding ladies moaning and happiness, no is grumble for to skin cut or no. Real man is ladies liking!
I LOLed at this story. That is all. Short and amusing.
You mean mine, Zephyr? It was hilarious to see her face when she tasted the cheese! THE CHEESE! Hahaha. Oh man, I still get a good kick out of that.
Not yours. The OP’s. I don’t read your stories.
zephyr you goddamn liar….
i think zephyr is a cheese licking fruit basket like urban.
I’ll never understand why people in general make such a big deal about this. Uncircumcised is the way the baby comes out. That’s how we developed. Circumcision is actually the unnatural thing. That’d be like cutting off some piece of the labia just because of some made up reasons. Nevermind that most of the time, once a penis is erect you don’t see much difference in whether or not it’s circumcised anyway. *huge eyeroll*