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Whack It Off

I work for a small marketing organization in southern California. My
boss is very outspoken and always says whatever creeps into his
brain at the time. We were having a discussion in his office about a
new program that we just started. I asked him what he thought we
should do to any guys that didn’t do well with this new program. His
response was that after a few weeks of no production from the agent
we should ‘whack the guy off’. Now of course he meant to simply take
the guy off the program, but this is how it came out. After he said
it a couple of times I could not hold my laughter in anymore. He had
no idea that what he was saying sounded really bad.

11 Comments to Whack It Off

  1. What are you? 12 years old? “HAHA he said whack the guy off! Teehee!”

    This is possibly the lamest story yet on this site, and that’s saying something.

  2. Steve J on July 6th, 2010
  3. When I read it, the first thing I thought of was the shooting of a person by someone in a mafia. “Whack the guy off” does have more meanings than something sexual, but in society these days, it’s not surprising.

  4. Heywood on July 6th, 2010
  5. Oky…this isn’t a bad boss, just a guy who didn’t realize what he said. Sorry but I have to agree with Steve J on this one.

  6. Kenzie on July 6th, 2010
  7. Lame and probably stolen from Family Guy.

    “You want to whack a guy… a guy….whack off a guy???”

  8. ChaKnowWhat? on July 6th, 2010
  9. Um….idk, I almost laughed till I peed. LOL

  10. Tironna on July 7th, 2010
  11. Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn’t mean the circus has left town.

    Sent from my Android phone

  12. hills fan on July 7th, 2010
  13. I thought it was funny.

  14. doomy on July 7th, 2010
  15. @Steve J where’s your sense of humor — this is funny!

  16. N frog on July 7th, 2010
  17. Now that’s what I call motivational techniques! Of course I’m not sure that it wouldn’t encourge people to continue screwing up…… ;)

  18. Will on July 7th, 2010
  19. Steve J – Get a sense of humor!

    I love how people on here will totally berate a person and say “lighten up” to things like sexual harassment but turn around and say that they need to be more “mature” and uptight….

    I hate the internet community.

    Heywook – this is not a “bad boss” website, it’s a “stress-relieving humor to cure your workplace woes” kinda of site.

  20. John on July 7th, 2010
  21. Hehe…I thought it was funny.

    But then, I once had a boss who got angry with an employee for slacking off and threatened to “jump his bones” about doing his fair share of the work. Yeah, we snickered then, too.

  22. Temp Ted on July 9th, 2010

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