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What Would You Do?
My boss brings his little dog to work and doesnt watch it. It poops in
the work areas, begs in the break room and gets into the garbage. It
is a small dog that is always under our feet. He expects us to let her
out and watch her.
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Report this to *his* boss and say the dog is lowering the productivity of the workforce and costing the company significant $$$. That’s the best line of argument with high-level management — if it costs the company money, they’ll demand a stop to it.
If the boss is the owner.. nothing you can do.
If the boss has a boss, report him.
Small dogs don’t count as dogs…
hehehhehehe Suze!!!!! I don’t mind little dogs…. but like… if my boss was just letting the dog go to the bathroom wherever, I wouldn’t you know, like it at all.. hhehehehehhe I hope Donovan doesn’t have class today so we can chit chat!! xoxoxo
Agreed. If he has a boss, report him. If not, you’re pretty much screwed.
Next time the dog goes poop in our area, pick it up and place it on his desk. He may eventually get the message. Or, take your lunch break the same time the boss does, and sit beside him begging for food, all the while flatulating. It could be amusing!
Next time lock the dog in your boss’s office so it can poop and tear up his office problem sloved. Or if its a really small dog let it outso a hawk can get it.
Fuck, this reminds me of these kids I used to babysit. The parents wouldn’t keep them in line when they asked me to watch them. The kids just fucking ran wild. They’d say, “Hey, can you keep an eye on the kids for a few hours?” I’d watch them beat each other up, draw on the walls, damn, those parents were terrible. Do you see my point, OP? Boss asked you to keep an eye on the dog, then you get upset with him when you don’t let the dog out to take a shit. Moron.
No class today. Midterms are coming up and I will be here at home in my room studying all day. So many styles of writing to learn about. Wow! I hope you had a good evening Molly Maid.
I asked you some questions a few stories ago but I forgot where they were. HAHAHAHAHA I also forgot what they were. But, one I know for sure: Do you look younger than you actually are? Not that you are too old or anything. I prefer them younger than me. Smiley Face!
OC may have a good point. If the boss owns the company, then consider yourself the dog-sitter as part of your job. You’re speaking in plural, so there’s more than one person responsible for little Fifi when boss isn’t watching. Make a schedule.
If the boss doesn’t own the company, then you need to have some push-back. Every hour or so, buzz the boss and say, “Looks like the dog needs to go out. We’re all prety busy out here. You’ll have to let him out.” Be the same way about doggie accidents. “Oh, your little angel left a poopie out here. You should probably clean up after her.” When he tries to shift the responsibility to you, shift it back. “Oh, sorry. I’m really busy with my work right now.” If it doesn’t work, all of your team needs to tell him that having the dog is interfering with productivity. If the situation continues, you go over his head.
hehehehehhehe donovaaaannnnn, that’s kind of personalllll….. ummmm people tell me I look about 14 or 15….. is that too old for you? hehehehheheh I saw Zephyr comment yesterday night but I didn’t care… hehehehhe…. I hate him.
Woe is me! I am in the depths of despair this morning. Prayer has not yet helped, I believe this is what they call heartbroken. I hope my “friends” on this world wide website can help to cheer me, lest I die a broken man with a broken heart.
Cannot say much that has not been said. If the boss has a boss, tell them; if it is not your dog, and it is not in your job description, it should not be your duty. If your boss is the top tier, just tell him that you are busy with the work for which you are being paid, and that more time spent minding his pet is less time spent getting your duties done. Clients occasionally attempt to get me to mind their pets; I am neither trained nor being paid to do so.
Just take a couple of days worth of shit and put it in his computer. It cant be to dry when you put it in there. When he cuts it on in the morning, poop gets heated and sinks up his room. He will look around for it, but wont find it. After a day or so it will dry out, and not smell. Thats when you reload it again. Cat shit works better though.
No, Molly Maid, that is not too young. I think it is about right. After all, you are of legal and consenting age anyway. What could possibly go wrong. I mean, we have only spoken here anyway. I am thinking that, perhaps, we should have a conversation through Skype or a similar application. I would have to go buy a webcamera first. Grandma does not allow me to have one. I could probably find one at K-Mart for a good price. I could keep it in my old winter boots that is in my closet. I am actually blushing talking about this. I have never felt this way before. Girls usually do not talk to me. Maybe it is because I look busy.
Don’t need a webcam to chat on Skype. I text-chat on Skype all the time. (My username can probably be guessed easily, feel free to say hello) Like I said, the ladies looove college guys. Go get ‘er, Donovan! You’ll like him much better than you would have liked me. I’m older (32) and pretty ordinary-looking.
Walternate!! I am in despair reading your posts! What has happened? You are very vague, my friend. Has HanAnh done something to lead you astray? Has Mother gone back to ironing your socks? You are very cryptic. Tell me what is ailing you, dear friend!
Yesterday I received the most distressing e-mail. It contained a vid-eo, a vid-eo which will forever be burned into my mind’s eye. It was most awful, sinful, heathenous. Oh, my friend, it was horrible. It contained fornication and that devil woman, I refuse to speak her name! She was with numerous men, all taking their turns with her, it was awful! I spoke with her last night about it and sent her on her way, and fired her as my dry cleaner! I am most upset! She attempted denial at first, “Oh, but Walter, you say we all look the same, it’s not me!” I could see through her lies, though, that devil woman!
Walter, are you talking about your lady friend? And who sent that vi-deo to you?
Zephyr Skunk, right you are, buddy. I do not need a webcamera to have a discussion on Skype. But, in order to have a veedeeo session (This is the third time I had to post this. Apparently, veedeeoo is a naughty word here?) one must have a webcamera. I am really not very photogenic, as camera tend to highlight my least favorable features.
She is no longer a friend of mine. I do not know who sent the vid-eo to me, it was sent anonymously. I should be grateful to whoever it was for alerting me as to the lies that devil woman told me. When we talked last night and she was crying, I got really angry and told her to go eat a cucumber as it does not matter what she does now, she is bound for Hell and there is no saving her. I cannot associate myself with someone whose character is so lacking.
Shit. You know there is a new crop of trolls when you begin to think of Walter as part of the group and no longer a troll.
What level of hell is this?
There’s another possibility. Picture this: She was dating a co-worker. They broke up because she found out he was addicted to pornography, and she could not stand to be with someone who was so sinful. He had overheard one of her customers (you) stating that you thought people of her ethnicity look alike. So, to get revenge on her for the break-up, he found a pornographic film with a woman who looked similar to her, looked up your information in the shop’s records, and sent it to you. And his revenge has worked!
Perhaps you owe her an apology. Perhaps she is the virtuous one, and one of her male co-workers is the one you should be after.
I only wish that scenario could be true, Zephyr Skunk, as in the end she confirmed it was her. She cried and cried and said something about her brother and dad needing money, but I do not buy her excuses!
So she admitted it? In that case, nothing I can do. But I assure you, there is no race of people who all look alike, or even almost alike. Every single human being is made individually by the Creator, and no one will ever be exactly like any other. I think you just assume they’re all worthless sinners, so you never look too close.
She even tried to tell me she didn’t want to do it. She tried to say she was forced into it, but I do not buy into her lies! Are there no virtuous women left on the face of this earth?
Be happy you have a job your stupid piece of shit!!!!
Walt, sorry to hear about your broken troll heart.
Heck of a story arc, though. Well done.
OP – don’t clean up after the dog. Simple enough. Owner steps in it, notices it, complains about it…. let him / her take care of the dog at the office, just as if they were at home.
If it gets bad, call OSHA or something.
Mookey its about the 5th
My fucking leg hurts like a bitch. I need to be cared for.
Oh, Suze. Was your surgery for your broken leg? I’m sorry. I hope you feel better soon.
um….ew…thats lyke sooooo gross…lyke i mean, who would just let there dog poo all over the offise? Nd it prob smells to…if it gets in to garbage and stuff…u shuld tell ur bosses boss…lyke teeny dogs r cute nd all…but not wen there messy nd gross
Thanks Barbara. I got my screws removed yesterday so I’m back to incision healing pains. Heh.
MY GOODNESS! Walter, that is awful news. She is a tramp who cannot be trusted. I never did like the look of Hannah, with her Devil’s tongue and all of her negative qualities, and belief in Gods that are different from ours. While I understand your mother will resume duties such as cooking for you and ironing your socks, you must realize that your mother is getting on in age, and it might be who of you to continue your search for a lady friend worthy of your seed. I do not approve of any reconciliation with Hannah.
She no longer deserves such a Christian name! She can go back to using her devil name, HanAhn Joo!
OH EM GEE DONOVAN! When you mentioned hehehehehe chattttinnngggg, I totallllllyyyyyy ran out to Target and got a webcam… it’s pink…. I’m sooooo excittttedddddd!!!!! Even if you don’t look gooooddd hehehehe that’s ok!!! OH EM GEE!! I LOL, got the camera and stuff, so I’m ready… I’m home…. My skype is MollyHarrison17. I’ll be on in a bitttt, my guild in World of Warcraft is just doing a raid, and I’ve gotta finish… They like my fine night elf ass… so gimme about 30 min?? I’m having bologna for lunch LOL want sum? LOL hehehehe
Molly Maid, we are trying to have a legitimate conversation here about a crisis! You are dumber than Kate! Keep your comments to yourself, I cannot read that nonsense. I will pray for you. Pray that you somehow actively contribute to society in the near future instead of lazing around committing sloth all day. You and Zephyr would be perfect for each other! Him pressing elevator buttons, you playing silly games all day long. At least Donovan attends school and doesn’t curse. An upstanding young man if I do say so myself.
I will not feed the trolls.
I will not feed the trolls.
I will not feed the trolls.
I will not feed the trolls.
I will not feed the trolls.
*Whew.* Not feeding the trolls is so hard. They look so hungry.
It seems as though you think they care whether or not they get fed, Barbara.
I think the two Walters should just man up and admit that neither one of them are worthy of a real woman’s company. Maybe they should start their own church and call it “The Church of STFU Bitches!” All of the members would have to gay, as they both are. Admit it guys, being gay has its benefits, like if you get pissed off it’s OK to beat the shit out of your partner……
AWESOME! I love WoW!! I think we just pwnd everyone in here hahahahaha. I am already logged in and will wait for you. But I do not have a webcamera yet. I have to wait until grandma gets back from bingo so I can borrow her car. But, maybe I can at least see you! I have some digital photographs I can send to you so you can get a good idea of how I look. In one of the, I am dressed as Spider Man, LOLz. Ka-chow! That is what it sounds like when I shoot my web!
Oh, and before I forget. Thank you, Walternator. Grandma always loved the saying, “Spare the rod, spoil the child.”
hey…have any of you ever given a person you met the “i want to fuck you” eye? i just did and she seemed to acknowledge and appreciate it.
Hey boss, you want to pay me my regular salary to walk your dog?
No problem! I’ll pick up your Dry Cleaning and lunch too.
That look always works, someone. Go for it!! If you do good, we’ll let you join the 4-F club.
“Forget the former things; do not dwell on the past. See, I am doing a new thing! Now it springs up; do you not perceive it? I am making a way in the desert and streams in the wasteland.” ISAIAH 43:18-19
When you lay with dogs you are bound to get fleas!
Suze, how many levels of hell are there? I am not sure I can take a whole lot more.
We should probably ask Walter, he thumps his bible a lot.
Well if we are talking Dante’s Inferno there are 9 circles of hell. Taoists and Buddhists say there are 18 layers of hell.
I don’t think Christianty believes in hell layers. It is just hell. At least I didn’t read anything about hell levels in the Bible.
hahahahah shoot your web!??! hahahhaa do you have that plastic wrist band that shoots real webs?? I saw that!! hehehe it looked real cool. I’m logging in now, we’re done our raid hehehe finished pwning n00bs… I was top dps hehehehe and most damage done! hehehehe PWNED!
18 layers in hell? Christ! It will take somebody like Hitler about 10,000,000 years just to level up once!
Hell is hell, it doesn’t matter where you are in the hierarchy as you will be burning for an eternity anyhow. Like HanAhn Joo, you will burn and be prodded by the devil for eternity. Terrible, lying slut. I don’t even care that she insists she fought them, she obviously did not fight hard enough. Hussy. Heathen, filthy hussy. She couldn’t even bother to ask for forgiveness. It is one thing if you engage in fornication and ask for forgiveness as one can become virginal once again, just as one can renounce prior transgressions and become Christian once again. Many of us have done so, but she chose not to. She is not a true believer. She is a devil. A DEVIL WOMAN!
Unless the boss owns the company, I wouldn’t bother with the dog. I wouldn’t watch it or pick up after it. If it truly was a problem and got in the way of my productivity I would report it to the boss’ boss.
This is another stupid story. if the dog is crapping all over where you work, just call the police or put some drano in it’s food.
Oh Wally.. dont you know that while Christianity doesnt believe in layers of hell they do believe that there are levels in punishments. Thought a bible thumped would know this.
Walter, I am aghast. Not only at HanAnh Joo but at a detail that you have revealed. All this time, throughout our friendship, I have been under the impression that you are virginal, since you have not yet found a woman worthy of your seed. Am I reading correctly that you were once trodden down the Devil’s path, only to find yourself and seek forgiveness from the Lord? Are you a Born Again Christian? Does your car possess a fish symbol? I am in utter despair that you were not open about this before! What other indiscretions have you engaged in? Did your non-Christian ways result in illegitimate children? Tell me, Walter, for I must know this before I can continue to declare us “friends”!!!
I AM a virgin, Walternator! Of course I have not yet found a woman worthy of my seed, except perhaps Mother but that would be a dirty sin. Of course I am a Born-Again, my car and bicycle BOTH possess the fish symbol! There are absolutely no indiscretions worth mentioning. OF COURSE I DO NOT HAVE ILLEGITIMATE CHILDREN! I am terribly upset that you would accuse me of such behavior! First devil woman, now my best friend! I am so betrayed that I feel like crying like a gay!
Geez Suze! I had no idea you were such a theological scholar! I am impressed.
why are you two old farts arguing in here? for gods sake go argue on facebook or where ever. Walter I could have told you that you were all ate up with the gay even before you started crying like a sobbing little queer. shut up and go away because nobody here like’s to read your stupid b.s!
I for one actually like this site because no matter how bad things can get at the foundry 1: at least i have a job and 2: i get to see that things could be worse. being able to call it like I see it is a bonus but really i wouldn’t even be hear if it wasnt for all the bad boss stories.
Gross, I hate dogs that poot in the house! You all realize the Walters are fake, right? Here’s what really happened: Walter sprained his hand. Donovan and Molly, if you are real, you seem to be made for one another. Ew.
wow…lyke wats up with walternate nd walternator? did walternates gf cheat on him or sumthing? cuz that wuld b awfull…joachim u shuldnt b so meen…nd molly nd donovan need to get a room…lyke seriously…
chastity hopeLESS! if you don’t like it you don’t have to read it. I’m not mean, yes, but i say what on poeples minds and anyhow if thats not nice then i can’t help that.
Oh, Benjamina… Donovan and Molly are no more real than walter and walter.
Can’t be.
geezus, I hope they’re not real.
And frankly, from a troll standpoint, they’re not nearly as committed to the process as walter(s).
I wondered, when Walt introduced the idea of a subservient asian girlfriend, how long it would be before something went bad in a horrible, possibly deviant manner.
wow…joachim ur rude…havent u ever herd of “if u dont have sumthing nice 2 say then dont say nething”?
Not rude just reals.
I like to know what I’m arguing against, mook. It’s amazing how many people who claim to be religious are stumped by things they didn’t know about their own religion and bible. It amuses me.
Well Suze, I am happily ignorant of most thigns religious. I never have found one that fits with what I believe. I prefer to stick with the golden rule, and simply go from there.
Heh. Me either, but ive researched most organized religions. Plus I was baptized catholic and went to Christian private school for highschool. They made me read the bible and watch veggie tales.
Veggie Tales in high school? That should be considered cruel and unusual punishment. I mean, I personally love the Cheeseburger song and a couple of the others are funny, but we’re talking about a show designed for small children. My kids are 9 and 7, and they can’t stand the Veggie Tales anymore.
Lol my “highschool” was a pre-k to 12th school so the highschoolers had to watch the younger kids. And they would watch veggie tales. I love the hairbrush song… Oh Larry.. what a nutter.
Oh, yeah…I sing the hairbrush song quite a bit when I’m getting my kids ready for school in the morning. The lyrics vary though, from Oh, where is your backpack? To, Oh, where is your lunchbox? And even, “Oh, where are your sneakers?” My kids can’t wait to turn 18 and move out.
Knowing that you once followed the ways of the Devil and did not share that with me is bothersome, Walternate. I am glad to hear you have maintained your virginity and have resisted tempation, however. And the fact that you do not have any illegitimate children is excellent. God is proud. Walternate, I cannot lie, however, and must let you know that your Born-Again Christianity is something that you should have divulged much sooner.
Haha awesome.
I am very sorry, Walter, in the spirit of full disclosure perhaps it would be best if I told you now. Before I was born again, I was Catholic. I played Bingo occassionally at church fundraisers and I partook of the sacrimental wine. I certainly hope this does not change our friendship in any way, I have begged for forgiveness and I believe He is at peace with my past.
Suze, were you one of thse “Catholic schoolgirls in trouble” I hear so much about in my fantasies?
walternate as long as u have stopped ur evil ways He will have 4given u…God is kind 2 those who r tru 2 Him nd have prayed 4 4giveness…my papa is a minister nd thats wat he tot me.
Best not to argue with the Walts, Chastity. They’re not Christian. They’re parodies of the most hateful, bigoted, illogical Christians out there. For example, Walt’s story about his cleaning lady: he’ll claim that men are stronger than women, yet that a woman who is unable to resist her male attackers in rape is responsible for the rape because she didn’t stop them; men are always more virtuous, chaste and resistant to their urges than women, yet if a woman is a “slut” or a “whore” the man is powerless to resist her charms.
A lot of the other sort of Christians are really backwards, illogical thinkers; besides faith-in-something-you-can’t-see, a lot of Christianity is and should be logical, and they’re not.
Skunk: extremely well stated.
it wasnt that well said. just a regurgitation of what hes been saying for too long.
zephyr…i wasnt arguing with them…i was offering support 2 walternates worry that God hasnt 4given him 2 tell him that He dus.
Zephyr hehehehhee you’re old and wise with your sexy skunk hair, but you’re a stupid idiot hehehehehhehe you always say stuff… heheheheh……. crazy, old, skunk hair!!! I don’t know why you ssay thingsss all the timmmmmmeeeeee…. who cares….heheh Walter is dummmm.
Fell8, I was a troubled Christian school girl… And I have the plaid skirt to prove it.
CATHOLIC? My goodness! It is practically a cult, Walternate. Alas, I do forgive you, despite the sordid details of your life prior to finding Protestant Christianity. I am glad you turned your life around, Walternate, and did not enter a downward spiral of wine and ladies, spreading your seed wherever it would go. I am sad that you did not divulge these details sooner, but am glad that you have now opened your heart to myself and our internet friends.
Also notable (and funny) Chastity: the Bible mentions wine. Consumed by Christians. Often. Admittedly, it warns about the dangers of overconsumption, too, but Jesus drank wine at the Last Supper, hence why it’s used in Communion. The Walts have claimed that all alcohol is sinful, and that they only use water for Communion.
The walts know nothing. I’ve never heard of water being used at communion. Grape juice, yes because that resembles wine which Christians say is the blood of Christ as is written in the bible.
If you are going to mock extremists, walters, do your research first. Fucking fools.
I have been reading That’s My Boss, That’s My Roommate, That’s My Lover, etcetera, for a while. But this seems to be the only one of the lot that has a whole cast of regulars, some of whom play extremely specific roles: The Walts, Casey Anthony, O.J. Simpson, etcetera. Amusing to read, a nice diversion before and after my own job.
Excuse me? Water for Communion? I have done so in the past, indeed, but I do not frown upon using grape juice, so long as it is a type that does not have additional sugar added. No one needs such a thing pumped into their body. I have had wine with Communion before as well. I did believe it was sinful, but more so for my wife’s sake. She occasionally lacks self control. For example, she will clean compulsively, and wash her hands several times before settling down. I didn’t want similar complusions to come into play when she was participating in Communion.
shut up nightingale…you are zephyr skunk and you know it. quit trying to play like a newcomer here.
I am laughing! I am clapping my hands! Zephyr Skunk is such a rascal! I am laughing!
Hush up, someone. I tried twice to grab a new name, and screwed up constantly. I’d forget which name was in the post box.
zephyr is a real dummy hehehehehe he’s so handsome and has sexy skunk hair like pearce brosmen, but he’s not that good looking cuz he’s dull and sort of dummm… i hate him!! him and his awesome hair…. dummy headed zephyr.
Remember what you said about him on Skype, Molly? LOLz That was so funny. You are a hoot! A double hoot! HOOT-HOOT hahahahaha
Zephyr…sorry man.
hahahahh HOOOOOT HOOOOTEROOO!!!! I made a funny about skunk… hahahahhaha ZEPHYRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR YOOHOOO HOOT!!!
*shrug* Doesn’t bother me much.
If Molly IS real and she speaks the way she types, I’d be walking away after fifteen seconds of that crap. I like friendly people, but I can’t stand “bubbly” people.
She is just really sweet and cute. Her smile is addicting.
Does she giggle non-stop on the phone, too?
I did not speak to her on the phone. We just spoke on Skype. And yes, we both did laugh quite a bit. Like I said, she is a hoot! And quite charming, too.
If I had a dog at work it would break the stress so much, I would be happy to have it there, unless it’s a barker, then I would be pissed too. What’s a little dog poop among friends.