I took a job a year ago in I guess what is considered the adult
entertainment industry. I make molds of porn stars’ penises, then use
the molds to make various sex toys. They are all hand-crafted, no mass
production involved. I’m not gay or anything, but I like my job a lot.
One day just for shits and giggles I guess, my boss asked me to make a
mold of his penis for him. I think he wanted to make one as a gift for
his partner or something. I agreed, he’s my boss and I’m not gay so
it’s no big deal. He exposed himself so I could take the mold, and I
couldn’t help but gasp. It was magnificent! I’m not gay, but he really
should be in porn. I want to make a few items based on his likeness,
but I don’t know what he did with the mold, and I don’t think I could
ask him without sounding gay.
You said “I’m not gay” 3 times in a single paragraph. You know what that means, don’t you?
OP, just take a deep breath and relax. You don’t sound gay. You sound bi.
The “cake” bit reminds me of a local shop called The Erotic Bakery. It’s been open since the 1970s. They make cupcakes with little fondant boobs or weenies on them, and have lots of photos on the walls of birthday boys & girls tonguing the objects. Absolutely bizarre.
OP, just admit it. You like penis. You just haven’t come out of the closet yet.
GAY!
OP. you’re obviously bisexual.
Actually, I think this story is fake. It really reads like a Penthouse Forum letter. I know there are sex toys modeled on porn stars’ bits on the market, and someone has to make ‘em, but I think OP just has fantasies about being ‘that guy who takes casts of porn stars’ penises,’ so he posted here to flaunt his “I really, really love penises, but I’m not gay” fantasy. But then, loads of guys, it seems, think they’re straight but relish the idea of getting a BJ from a gay guy. And those guys ARE NOT straight, they’re bi.
Whoa! For one I agree with Les Moore. I’m stunned.
loads of guys who consider themselves straight relish the idea of getting blown by other guys?
I’m not about to take an informal poll around the office or anything, but…. really????????
And for that matter, where did you obtain your data?
OP is seriously gay. he’s just in denial.
it’s been claimed that the OP had a mental breakdown after finding out that his favorite novel became a #1 best seller in the gay community. he ran off into the woods, never to be seen again. every so often, people can still hear him scream “i’m not gay! i’m not gay!”
I wouldn’t mind making molds of female pornstars’ sexual parts.
But not guys’ penises. Because *I*, unlike the OP, am not bi.
Oh, shit JD. I’ve heard of that guy! But I thought it was just an urban legend.
This is terribly inappropriate. I feel I must wash my hands and my eyes after reading this filth. I must write a letter to my Congressman, Eric Cantor, and ask his to scrub the world wide web of this sort of rubbish. I do hope he is the next Speaker of the House, Mr. Boehner must be removed for this fiscal cliff nonsense. I am utterly stunned he allowed that garbage to go to the floor, and that he voted FOR it! He should follow the good Christian example of Mr. Cantor!
Look on Craigslist’s “Casual Encounters” men seeking men, patricko – pick a city, any city – and you’ll find a bazillion ads from guys, often married ones, who swear they’re straight, wanting to find a gay guy to give ‘em head while the wife is away. You’ll also find lots of ads from gay and bi guys wanting to do that to “straight, bi-curious” men. It seems to be a fantasy for a number of people of both groups.
Les Moore, they sell those, too! And someone has to mold ‘em, AND test ‘em to make sure they feel like the person they’re molded after. You could be that guy! (Or not. I doubt porn stars take a shine to guys who treat them like servants, unless they’re on-camera and the script calls for it. “Now go make me a sandwich!” isn’t gonna get you a second go.)
Well, now we know what Zephyr does on the internet.
A man that is that into dicks is either gay it no. So which one is it really op?
OP will be coming out within the fortnight.
OP, do you need a helping hand out of the denial closet you’ve taken to reside?
Funny, stupid, funny. I was bored. I looked up the local “casual encounters,” thinking it’d be funny if I saw the local grocery store cashier or something.
I did see one especially amusing photo in the “men seeking women” area, in which it’s apparently common for guys to snap a photo of their weenie and put, “Any girls want some’a THIS tonight?” Some guy sat in a chair, held his camera to one side and took the wang shot– and somehow saw fit to post the photo, despite capturing his apartment kitchen in the background, which was overflowing with piles of garbage, dirty dishes and junk, in big heaps on the counter and floor. Really, dude, you thought girls would respond after seeing that?
For once, Debbie Downer, I believe you predicted something that would not be a tragedy. How can this be? OP, if you were telling the truth and this is not a “big fish tale” (or a “big —– tale”) please drop in to tell us so. Otherwise, I suspect this was written in jest, parodying people who are not just in the closet, but who are completely in denial.
I am not gay or bi. Probably Keith if you saw his penis you would want a mold of it too.
It’s shape, size, texture, curve, and even the color. Just wonderful. Oh so wonderful.
yeah the op is gay and is afraid to admit it….im bi and knew it since i was 13 my friend and i explored each other while camping in the girl scouts…..
I’m with Debbie on this one. Op is so far in the closet he is finding christmas presents. By the way everyone I got the job I start monday!
OP, call it what you like, but you obviously like – and possibly truly enjoy – thoughts about other mens’ penises. If you’re determined to be called straight, fine, you can call yourself straight. We call you bi-curious at the least, because you’re probably not 100% straight by definition, whatever you say you are.
Thing is, these aren’t separating categories. Sexual orientation is a sliding scale, and it slides on more than one path. For example, you could be 98% straight, but bi for the right guy. Or 99.5% straight, but you like guys going down on you (but not the other way around). Or 99% straight but you’d enjoy watching gay porn. Or whatever.
Use whatever labels for yourself that you’re comfortable with, but face the truth: you really can’t call your boss’ penis “oh so wonderful” and “magnificent” and want him to be in porn, and yet say truthfully that his penis doesn’t get your motor runnin’ at least a little bit.
Oh, and big congrats, Kate! Hope you enjoy your new job very much.
Kate, that means you have to show us your boobs. You agreed to that deal.
What will you be doing, Kate?
OP, are you perhaps parodying the many, many people who are obviously not completely straight, but are determined and certain that, even though they start drooling when they see a big, beautiful penis, they are NOT gay? SO, SO, TOTALLY NOT GAY! The only reason they are confident that they are NOT GAY is because they say so. Mind over matter, I suppose, is the thinking.
Sort of like a local I know who is addicted to gambling. He likes to say that, if he walks into the casino stating, “I AM GOING TO WIN!” and decides from square one that this is the only outcome that is possible, nay, the only outcome that exists at all, mind over matter will be proven and he will win. As can be imagined, it never seems to have any particular effect.
Congrats, Kate!
Someone, you’re not the first, hell not even the 3rd person I’ve heard tell of explorations at girl scout camp.
I’d love to have seen the merit badge…
….merit badge…is that a euphemism?
Whatever kind of boob pic you like Stupid.
full frontal bewbee pic. Please and thank you.
Let’s not be accusatory. Let’s just say that it appears you are being way too defensive about “not being gay.”
Gay. That is all.
Oh, and I’m in Northern Louisiana working my ass off. My boss is a jerk. Just kidding. He’s a great guy, but making me work too hard.
OP is not gay – he just likes to hold it in his butt.
Someone else in Louisiana, now I don’t feel so bad for living here, thanks UP
I call B.S. Lame story
GAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!, you’re gay, a faggot, a homo-sexual, a peter puffer a dong dealer(actually you are). eat a dick and embrace your faggotocity.
Okay, I admit it. I LOVE penis, but I am NOT gay.
I just love penis!