The new boss wants everything to be perfect. I submitted a positing to
our e-newsletter, but used the wrong wording. The boss corrected me on
this twice. It was my fault for not paying attention to detail. Well a
few days later I noticed that the boss made the same exact mistake
that she corrected with me. I thought it would be funny to her (it was
to me) that we made the same exact mistake. Instead of a good laugh, I
was told I should never correct her. So now I’m in a no win situation.
Should I let errors go out, knowing that she wants everything to be
perfect and be reprimanded for not catching the error or should I risk
correcting her error and be written up for insubordination? Just can’t
win.
You should give your boss a good dicking so she’ll be in a betetr mood and like you more.
Or if you wanted to be a wimp, you could quietly correct the errors, send out the corrected version, and not mention to youe boss she made a mastake on the original.
Just do your job.
Basedon this writing sample, maybe someone else should be correcting her writing.
You win by focusing on your own work that is put out. And then you laugh with friends about the fact that your boss can’t accept the fact that she is human.
Kill her. Kill her brutally and without mercy. Make her dead and rape her cooling corpse.
If I were the OP (which I’m not) and I was in a similar no win situation (which I’m not), I would choose the road which brought the most pleasure to me…. FUCK YOU BOSS!!
Flip, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Hey, dude, I’m just saying what everyone else is thinking. So sue me.
I was thinking about positing something on this thread, but decided to post something instead.
I am laughing! The Oxford Comma should proofread before submitted posts criticizing the writing skills of others. I AM LAUGHING OUT LOUD!
Urbanpossum, I reckon you ought to refrain from using swear words, perhaps you have influenced Flip into making those outrageous comments with your inappropriate language.
Story teller, I reckon you should just do your job and pray every day for God to continue improving you as a person. It can be difficult to work for women, seeing as how they do not know how to handle themselves in positions of power. It is really terrible when they are having their women’s periods.
Flip, I just watched the X-Files last night with the LSDM poisoning and the subliminal messages for peaceful people to “Kill ‘em. Kill ‘em all!” Pretty funny when seeing those similar messages here.
Note to everyone else, don’t watch X-Files while eating sushi. Especially not the X-Files about the tapeworm.
Walt, Do you realize how stupid it is to say “improve you as a person”? As opposed to what you nitwit cocksucker?
Walt, Do you realize how stupid it is to say “improve you as a person”? As opposed to what you nitwit c*cksucker?
Flip, I wasn’t thinking that. So your assertion that “I was just posting what everyone else is thinking” is incorrect.
Urbanpossum, you seem to agree with me. The OP does indeed need to fuck his boss. It would put her in a better mood and make her like him.
You know, there are ways of dealing with people who annoy you. It’s all easy. Trust me.
I’d like to piss on Flip, doese him in gasoline, set him on fire, and then violate his orifaces.
urban somehow i believe that is an actual fantasy of yours…if you guys killed jesus, who knows what youd do to a regular person
CASEY ANTHONY! OMG, I KNOW! i stabbed a lot of people in they’re backs like literally. i mean i didt actully stab them ya know, but i wanted to shave their heads and stab them.
Flip – that’s EXACTLY what I was thinking.
J/K you sick brat.
OP, you’re not in a “no win situation”. You worry about your own work and take the feedback that she gives you about your writing and apply it to your work. Why are concerned with what your boss is doing? It reflects back onto her – not you. Not every boss is open to feedback from her staff. Maybe her boss is already pointing out to her where her errors are – she doesn’t need you to do it as well.
Urban, I believe you would like to violate my orifices. All the rest of your rant is just camouflage.
Because f*cking a charred corpse that is soaked in urine is way better than my tongue-in-cheek scenario. You are a sick almost-man, Urban.
I dunno, Flip. I read UP’s post that he’d be violating you right after he set you on fire. so you would not yet be a charred corpse, just some guy on fire, soaked in another person’s urine.
Way less sick than if you were a charred corpse, am I right?
Patricko, That would mean he would be immolating himself in order to get it up there inside me. I don’t even know what to do with that….
Hey fellows! Gosh, reading these statements made me guffaw! My tummy hurts from laughing so hard. But, you know what? I cannot shake the feeling that UrbanPossum might be a g-a-y.
Donny, Donner, Donnest, Imagine Neil Patrick Harris dressed in an evening gown, entwined with a shimmery feather boa, singing show tunes in a breathy falsetto. Well he would still be more manly than Urban.
Everybody get low and everybody get high
Oh gees Louise, Flip. That has to be one of the funniest things I have heard all week. Not quite as funny as Cory, the guy that works at the laudromat, said about Spiderman. Cory said Spiderman’s intelligence is the only thing that sets him apart from the villains! Ridiculous! HAHAHAHA.
I had to go to http://www.ask.com and look up who Neil Patrick Harris is and I still do not know. I scanned through a quick list of returned websites. Was he some sort of kid doctor? THAT WOULD BE NEAT!
stfu t-rex, no one gives a fuck about x-files. Ill eat sushi and watch tapeworm shit all day. Because Im not a lame dork.
Sheesh DDF, maybe you should get checked out for a tapeworm. I’ll dork out as much as I want.
DooDoo Face, I will have you know that it is not only dorks that watch X-Files. I do, too. I love that show. If I were not madly in love with Molly, I would be sending love letters to Agent Dana Scully.
“MIA-yo… when I go that way, you know I buy up all the YAYO. Ayyyyy, and you already know! I been gettin’ money way back in 94!” Magic City! 305!! WHAT!!!
Heh heh, wow, Magic City. Rap music really gets on my nerves. And when things get on my nerves, I start to get angry.
AARRGHHHHHHH! GRRRRRR!
AHHHHHHHHHHH! SMASH SMASH!
ERRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GRRRR
ROARD
…and what not.